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February
8, 2010
Kopp Disclosure
(John
3:19-21)
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It was almost
thirty years ago in the parlor of Kansas City's
2nd Presbyterian Church.
Ted (RIP) and I
were hosting a meeting of mainline clergy who
still believed in Jesus as attested in Holy
Scripture.
Ted asked, "Do
you think the Bible is still the compass of
mainline denominations?"
About 75%
answered pejoratively.
I asked, "What
percentage of mainlining clergywomen/men believe
Jesus is who He said He is as confirmed in the
Bible and upheld by most of their denominational
constitutions?"
The highest
estimate was 60%.
When word
reached our regional denominational shill - uh,
I mean bureaucrat, uh, I mean thought cop, uh, I
mean
executive/superintendent/bishop-hallucinating-inquisitor
- Ted and I were scolded, "Whether you are right
or wrong, you are upsetting people in the pews
who don't need to know about the theological
struggles and debates of our clergy."
Except for
churches with the cajones as well as
constitutional literacy to put guys like him in
their place when it comes to picking a pastor, I
was blackballed; reminding me of a young -
though I was kinda young back then myself -
kinda peer who scoffed when Ted and I urged
taking on our franchise's establishment for
Biblical Christianity, "It's O.K. for you guys
to fight the ___s; but I can't afford to get a
bad recommendation from our executive presbyter
because I want to relocate and you know how he
can..."
True.
Bonhoeffer - not
to mention Jesus which is fine with most
mainliners - wrote/enfleshed something about
that.
Moretheless,
that was almost thirty years ago.
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Recently, about
three decades later, the Presbyterian Church
(USA)'s Research Services released survey
results betraying about 50% of pulpiteers/pewsitters
in that leading loser of today's mainliners
reject Jesus as the one and only way to
salvation.
The lowlights of
that report (viz., "Religious and Demographic
Profile of Presbyterians"):
45% of PCUSA
pastors disagree that "only followers of Jesus
can be saved."
60% of PCUSA
"specialized" clergy (e.g., professors,
chaplains, bureaucrats,
and the
like) disagree that "only followers of Jesus can
be saved."
According to one
analyst who factored in "neutral" and "not sure"
responses, 65% of the pastors and 78% of the
"specialized" clergy reject Jesus as the one and
only way to salvation.
Members and
elders in the PCUSA answered similarly.
And so, as
Emperor Joseph II said to Wolfie, "Well, there
it is."
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So how did it
happen?
Here's my guess:
(1) Young women and men who had just finished
seven years or more of "higher" education in
preparation for ordination as ministers of the
Word and sacrament(s) really didn't understand
the
vows/promises/interrogatives-demanding-declaratives
as in consonance with the Biblical witness to
Jesus as upheld by their constitution; or (2)
They lied to get ordained because, well, uh,
they spent a lot of time and money to get to
that point; or (3) They changed their
minds as they reimagined Christianity
from other sources considered to shed "more
light" than traditionally and constitutionally
confirmed.
Etiology aside,
none of 'em have the integrity to demit.
Instead, like
their beloved syncretists/secularists in
American government/law/commerce/education who
have succeeded in excluding Jesus and the Bible
from public discourse/decision-making, they are
succeeding in their darkly conspired quest to
rid their denomination of Jesus and Biblical
Christianity except by coincidence or when
convenient to advance the dictates of
Christocentric/Biblical social responsibility.
In other words,
the illiterate at best and darkly defiant at
worst have the votes.
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Getting back to
Wolfie and taking his words a tad out of context
which should not trouble mainliners who've been
doing that to Biblical Christianity for a long
time according to that recent study that
confirmed those suspicions so long ago in the
parlor, Salieri's curse in the face of the
crucifix seems hauntingly similar to the
thanatos libido of mainliners: "From now
on, we are enemies...I will block You. I swear
it. I will hinder and harm Your creature as far
as I am able."
Mozart's
conclusion seems appropriate: "Confutatis
maledictis."
That seems about
right; though I leave it to God for his ultimate
suspicion: "Flammis Acribus Adictis."
Ouch.
Ah, let's turn
to the plain English of Martin Luther King,
Jr.'s concern for an American
government/law/commerce/education and
church that forget about Jesus as
attested in Holy Scripture: "The judgment of God
is upon the church as never before. If today's
church does not recapture the sacrificial spirit
of the early church, it will lose its
authenticity, forfeit the loyalty of millions,
and be dismissed as an irrelevant social club
with no meaning...Every day I meet young people
whose disappointment with the church has turned
into outright disgust."
Ouch.
Two months
before being assassinated, he warned, "God has a
way of putting nations in their place. The God
that I worship has a way of saying, 'Don't play
with Me! Don't play with Me, Israel! Don't
play with Me, Babylon! Be still and know that I
am God! And if you don't stop your reckless
course, I'll rise up and break the backbone of
your power!"
I can hear Phil
Ochs singing to America and her churches, "And
here's to the land you've torn out the heart
of..."
America's
churches, especially in the old so-called
mainline denominations, are disappearing as
their witness to Biblical Christianity
dissipates.
America is...
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Blessings and Love!
February 5, 2010 KD suggests the following brand new website! Jim Wilken Ministries It is the mission of Jim Wilken Ministries to glorify God at all times, in all places, by all means; preaching and teaching the Word of God, specifically, the Gospel of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the only Savior and Lord of all, to the end that many will be led by the Holy Spirit into transformative relationship with Christ, and that those who know him will grow in knowledge and faith and love. February 4, 2010
Kopp
Disclosure
(John
3:19-21)
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A brother in the
South told me to see it.
My wife wanted to
leave after the first ten minutes.
Though I won't
recommend it to the intellectually stifled/stunted
or nascent to Christendom because it's
counter-productive to introduce the frontier to
folks who haven't stepped into the forest - the
profanity and violence along with other implied
perversions will dissuade engagement of the
important/vital/apocalyptic message embedded in
The Book of Eli among those who insist on
separating entertainment from
education/enlightenment and vice versa - I agree
with Roger Ebert: "I'm at a loss for words...It
grips your attention, and then at the end throws in
several WTF! moments...They make everything
in the entire movie impossible and
incomprehensible...Now do yourself a favor and don't
talk to anybody about the film if you plan
to see it."
Hint.
The big message is
about today's big problem in America from
top to bottom; revealing the etiology of our
civilization's rise and fall.
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Lots of films about
the last days are being produced and watched.
Go figure.
The Book of Eli
is among that genre's best.
Starring two of our
best actors - Denzel Washington (Eli) and Gary
Oldman (bad guy) - it's about a
prophetic/apocalyptic guy (Eli) on a mission from
God to get the world's last copy of the Bible into
the hands of the good guys for reasons that you'll
have to discover for yourself in keeping with
Ebert's caution/counsel.
Set sometime after a
devastating nuclear war has rendered America just
about listless/lifeless, Eli gives new meaning to
Sword of the Lord.
Enough.
You've got to see it
to...
Just don't say I
recommended it.
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Staying with swords,
Tim Tebow is about to slice away at one of America's
most sacred cows on Super Bowl Sunday by starring
with his mom in an ad that is sending the
abortionists into apoplexy.
Supposedly, the ad
heralds the merits of being pro-life.
Of course, nobody
but the creator (Focus on the Family) and
broadcaster (CBS) of the ad have seen it; which
hasn't stopped anybody from assuming content.
Admittedly, it
doesn't take much discernment to hazard a good guess
that it ain't gonna get him an invite to the White
House.
Leading the Gators
to two national college football championships and
winning a Heisman along the way while highlighting
his game-day eye black with Bible verses, TT doesn't
shy away from a love for Jesus that compels him to
love people by pointing them to Him for the
confident living and eternal life concomitant to
commitment to Him as personal Savior and Lord over
all matters of life.
Noting pro-abortion
as the politically correct position/mantra of these,
uh, last days, TT, they say, is putting
lots of $ at stake by, uh, coming out as a pro-lifer
before the NFL draft and cashing in: "...the Super
Bowl controversy is playing out at exactly the same
time as the mounting criticism of his passing skills
and his suitability for the pro game. Given the
NFL's well-known aversion to controversy, is he
putting his draft prospects in even greater jeopardy
by aligning with Focus on the Family and its
anti-abortion stance?" (Tom Krattenmaker, USA
Today, 2/1/10).
Time out!
First, only people
who have not actually played the game aren't
experienced enough to know it's more about the fight
in the dog rather than the size of the dog in the
fight; ignoring the Eric-Liddell-Kurt-Warner effect
on athletic success.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
those armchair quarterbacks who never took an actual
snap are quick to say TT will end up at HB, TE, or
LB.
I prefer to pay
attention to people who've been there and done that:
"Who cares what Mel Kiper thinks?...He's probably
the greatest college player ever!" (Tony
Gonzalez)..."You're talking about a guy who is a
leader, a guy who would walk into a lion's den with
a pork chop on his chest!" (Tony Dorsett)..."They
always said about me I never had the skill set to be
able to be an elite quarterback!" (Kurt
Warner)..."You don't have to worry about the talking
heads. They're just there to talk!" (Maurice
Jones-Drew)..."As a coach, I always like
winners...TT doesn't have the classic throwing
motion. He doesn't have the accuracy, maybe, right
now...the big thing is he makes the people around
him better. And he's won...I think he's going to be
a great player in the NFL!" (Tony Dungy).
KD:
"He is Peyton Manning with mobility and a bigger
version of Michael Vick with proven poise,
leadership, and a brain."
I hope the Giants
are smart enough to draft him; 'cause God knows they
need a leader with some passion.
Second, what's so
bad about an athlete having an expressed conscience
in a country that still kinda protects free speech?
Sally Jenkins (Washington
Post, 2/2/10): "I prefer the idea of Tebow's
pro-life ad to, say, Jim McMahon dropping his
pants...Apparently NOW feels this commercial is an
inappropriate message for America to see for 30
seconds, but women in bikinis selling beer is the
right one."
Jemele Hill (ESPN,
2/2/10): "Tebow reportedly will appear in a
commercial with his mother...But it won't be one of
those deals where he and mom imitate the Manning
brothers and challenge each other to an Oreo-licking
contest...I'd rather see an athlete behave with
conviction than degrade himself to make money. I'd
rather hear Tebow talk about what God has done for
him than read another story about an athlete who
beats up his wife or girlfriend."
Oswald Chambers
(long time ago): "A servant of Jesus Christ is one
who is willing to go to martyrdom for the reality of
the gospel of God...Paul did not say that God
separated him to show what a wonderful man He could
make of him, but 'to reveal His Son in me.'"
Eli (movie): "You
can either carry the cross or be the one banging in
the nails."
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I met a woman in a
local supermarket who left our family of faith at
First about ten years ago.
She said, "I've
heard about your service for people like me who left
the church...[scroll down to the 2/1/10 edition of
KD]...but
I want to tell you why I left. It's because of
people like..."
I interrupted, "I
really don't care why you left. If you love Jesus,
you will forgive 'em and receive their forgiveness.
Besides, Christians have no right to tell the world
how to get along if..."
She interrupted,
"But it's important for you to know why I left! I
was wronged. I am still so furious about..."
I interrupted,
"Furious? Wronged? Friend, if you were so right,
that means you're still right. But if you were and
are so right, why do you sound and act so wrong?
Why do you sound and look so miserable? People who
know they're right have what Oswald Chambers called
'strong calm sanity.' Frankly, you're not very calm
or sounding very sane about something that happened
a long time ago."
She threw up her
hands and walked toward the meat counter.
I thought of verses
that will judge those who left but don't show up on
2/15/10 to show they know Jesus as reconciler: "But
know this: difficult times will come in the last
days. For people will be lovers of self, lovers of
money, boastful, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to
parents, ungrateful, unholy, unloving,
irreconcilable, slanderers, without
self-control, brutal, without love for what is good,
traitors, reckless, conceited, lovers of pleasure
rather than lovers of God, holding to the form of
religion but denying its power. Avoid these
people!" (2 Timothy 3:1-5).
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Blessings and Love!
February 1, 2010
Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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VP Al Gore and Osama
bin Laden blame America for global warming.
That's gotta mean
something.
While I'm all for
global warming because I don't like winter except
for Christmas and the Super Bowl and figure Jesus
will come back before it's a real more than
imaginary problem anyway, most of my friends around
this time of the year think it means they're both
nuts.
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Speaking of blame,
that's the main game today.
Everybody seems to
be blaming somebody else for what's wrong in church
and society.
It reminds me of
going into Trenton State Prison to meet with Rubin
"Hurricane" Carter on behalf of the New Jersey
Council of Churches when I was their seminary
intern; and hearing everybody behind those bars was
innocent.
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Frankly, I don't
care who's to blame anymore for anything.
That's not gonna get
us anywhere anytime soon.
Yeah, we seem to be
into lex talionis; which, I think, accounts
for all the emotionally, intellectually, and
spiritually blind trying to lead the...
I think Jesus has a
better, even, uh, divine, plan: "Forgive us
our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors."
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Anyway, I've been
thinking/praying about that for a long time.
It went into high
gear just before kick-off at a Belvidere High School
football game last year as an elder pointed and
said, "She was a member at First but left about 20
years ago." Then he pointed again and again and
again, "He was a member 30 years ago...25 years
ago...20 years ago...15 years ago...10 years ago...I
think he left after you came!"
That conversation
has stuck with me.
People leave
churches for many reasons; usually burning bridges
to many relationships and remaining unreconciled
which is an insult to our Lord who bled for the
unity of Christendom.
Anyone familiar with
discipleship patterned by Jesus and prescribed by
Holy Scripture knows loving like Jesus proves love
for Jesus and hears His echo about disunity: "This
should not be so."
Again, that
conversation has stuck with me; and I have been
asking our Lord ever since for some way to plant His
seeds of agape among folks who have
been disaffected so the world will see how Jesus
bridges and overcomes the separations, segregations,
and other sins that enable divorce, distance, and
continuing dysfunctions among people who should know
disunity betrays infidelity to Him.
Or as I learned
about myself and too many others in an apocalyptic
moment many years ago: "I realize I don't love Jesus
because I don't love you because I've
got to love you to prove I love Jesus."
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During prayer on
1/27/10, our Lord compelled me to call people to
worship who have "left" our family of faith at First
over the past 30 years (more or less) on 2/15/10 at
4:00 p.m. in our chapel for a Blessings and
Sacrament Service.
The service will not
be for continuing members of First; and while no one
should/could/would restrict anyone who feels obliged
to attend such a worship service by His command and
our constitution, I am hoping continuing members
respect the sensitivities of non-continuing members
who will attend this gentle pastoral moment of
invitation, welcome, inclusion, and agape.
Just as some
services are designed for leadership, youth,
judicatories, and so on, this service is for those
who have "left" First over the past 30 years (more
or less).
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The service will be
for those who have "left" our family of faith with
no interrogatives or interest in why or when; not to
welcome them back into active membership, for some
have become active in other wonderful Christocentric
and Bible-based sister congregations, but to invoke
His blessings and go to the table of holy communion
together to acknowledge mutual forgiveness along
with confessing, "There is one body and one
Spirit...one Lord, one faith, one baptism; one God
and Father of all; who is above all, and through
all, and in all."
It will be an
opportunity to experience the blessings of Matthew
5:21-26; 6:14-15 and 1 John 4:7-11.
I anticipate other
blessings with Jesus as the focus and filter.
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Word has spread very
quickly about this service in our neck of the words
and around the country.
I urge anyone who
feels His nudging to use it: duplicate, forward,
snail mail, e-mail, tweet, text, or whatever!
I don't know many
blessings that our Lord doesn't want us to share; no
matter what the young tart said before singing her
song during a "Christian" concert: "The Lord gave
this song to me to share with you; and if you sing
it without my permission, I will sue you."
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As word has spread
about this service, I have received many questions
from our family of faith and around the country.
1. "Do you expect me
to forward this to people I know who left us for
whatever
reason?"
Absolutely!
If He brings 'em to mind, it means you are being
nudged to
invite 'em!
And, indulge this salting to sting to spiritual
sobriety, if
you don't,
you will feel the guilt of being guilty of missing
this
opportunity.
2. "I would like to
see who comes. I guess I'm just curious. Do you
mind if I watch
from the back or sit in the back?"
I don't know
if 2 or 200 will show up. That's not the issue.
The
issue is
obedience not success. No, I do not believe it is
appropriate
to satiate your curiosity on this one. No, I will
not
report names
to anyone. No, this is not a game, trick, scheme,
ploy, or
anything else pejorative to get folks back into our
family's
flock. This
is about providing an opportunity to be reconciled
to Him by
reconciling to others through Him at His consistent
command.
3. "Should I send
this to people who left other churches and aren't
a member of any
church because they were hurt by another
church or got
mad at another church or just strayed away
from another
church for whatever reason?"
Absolutely!
The Church consists of everyone who loves
Jesus
and is
trying to love Jesus by loving like Jesus. I think
of those
times when
we baptize a baby who does not live near us. We
represent
the Church during the sacrament. So, yes,
invite
anyone who
has been disaffected from any part of the Church
to this
service of reconciliation.
4. "What if someone
can't make it on February 15? Will the
service be
repeated for those who can't make it?"
Our Lord has
special times - kairos moments - and I believe
this is one
of 'em. God opens a window and then closes it.
We either
seize the moment or lose it. Grudge-holders are
gravediggers
and the only graves being dug are their own; so
I would run
to this service if I needed to be reconciled to His
Body!
However, knowing the Lord prompted this service in
prayer on
1/27, I have no idea if/when/what He will prompt
next.
5. "What if someone
is offended by me inviting them to this
service? What
if they say I'm making them feel guilty?"
Well,
friend, people are always offended by the truth of
Jesus.
Jesus wants everyone to be reconciled to Him
and His.
Read the beatitudes! It will happen. You will
upset people
with this truth. But, remember, salt stings
on an open
wound while saving from gangrene. Here's
a tough
question for you. Are you more concerned about
being liked
or loving Jesus as your Lord and Savior by
loving the
hell out of people? I mean that literally!
BTW, people
who feel guilty usually are; unless, of course,
they're
really sick. Normal folks only feel what's real.
6. How do you define
someone who has "left" the church?
First, I
don't believe in the silly/artificial/worldly use of
"inactive"
and "active" membership rolls. How bogus!
You're
either active or not. Certainly, real shut-ins -
and you know
what I mean - military personnel, folks
working in
foreign lands, and students away at school
are active
by mitigation and worship with other parts
of His Body.
Furthermore,
"inactive" designations are as unbiblical
as the old
RC campaign before the new one (?) of
hawking
passes out of purgatory through that old
pyramid
scheme to build St. Peter's.
Second, the
primary responsibility of all Christians is
to worship
God to honor Him and align hearts with Him
and His.
7. I work until 5
like many people. What about people
who don't get
off work until 5 or later?
Go back up
to Q&A #4. Christianity is not about
convenience. When I look at the cross... Besides,
if folks can
get off work to go to other stuff, why not
an
appointment with God to enable reconciliation with
Him and His?
8. Exactly, how will
the service go?
I will show
up in the chapel at 4:00 p.m. sharp; knowing
some folks
will arrive early to prepare themselves in
personal
prayer while others will arrive later because they
think it's
rude to be on time. We will start with a few gentle
worship
songs, hear from the Word, go to the table via
intinction
with appropriate prayers, close with a song,
and then
have a benediction. While I will greet folks
after the
benediction at the chapel's entrance/exit,
I will not
stay around to chat. This is between Him
and... I'll
probably go to my favorite HD dealership
after the
service to break the 10th commandment.
9. I bet nobody
comes! How about you?
Well,
friend, I urge you to read the call, explanation,
and
so on about
this service. It's about obedience to Him.
Nothing
more. Nothing less. Psst. Here's another
revelation
about the service. He is going to reveal to
an
undershepherd who is reconcilable and obedient to
Jesus and
who is...
Whoa.
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A story from the
Kirk (Church) of Scotland comes to mind.
A fellow left his
church a few years before the new pastor arrived on
the scene. He left because of strained
relationships with a few other members.
The new pastor went
to see the disaffected member and sat before the
fireplace with him in total silence.
After what seemed
like a very long time, the pastor took the tongs,
picked out a bright and burning coal from the fire,
and placed it on the hearth.
Both watched as the
coal grew cold, dimmed, and died.
The pastor turned to
the fellow and said, "We miss you at the kirk."
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The Psalmist
said/promised, "God inhabits the praises of His
people."
Worship can be
defined as aligning hearts with God; using liturgy
to enable that intimacy.
Effective worship,
requiring personal investment even more than
professional preparation, is evidenced by the
fruit/proof/signs of intimacy with Jesus as listed
by Paul in Galatians 5:22-23.
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Again, I don't care
who's to blame anymore for anything.
Church and society
are just too fragile for that obsession these days.
So I've/we've gotta
try, uh, Him.
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One more
revelation/discernment.
People who come/go
to the table together want to love Him by loving
like Him because they are His.
People who don't
come/go to the table together, uh, have different
and much darker loyalties.
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Blessings and Love!
January 28, 2010
Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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The Cubs will win
the World Series in 2010!
Mainline
denominations will return to Biblical Christianity
before the parousia!
Scott Brown's
victory in Massachusetts proves anything is
possible!
The virgin birth was
a mere trifle - paraphrasing Luther - compared to a
Republican taking Kennedy's seat in the U.S. Senate!
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Scott Brown was
barely more qualified to be elected a Senator than
BHO was before becoming Illinois' very junior
Senator; not to mention his qualifications for
becoming PBHO.
And I do mean
barely!
Here's winking at
you, Cosmo!
Was it a referendum
on Obamacare or PBHO himself?
Did the formerly
brain dead of Massachusetts disrespect the deathbed
pleas of Ted for Obamacare?
Does this mean the
presently brain dead of Pennsylvania will throw
Arlen out on his ___?
Does this portend an
end to any more D.C. screenings of Dirty Harry?
With Sarah and
Scott, does this mean Republicans are now the
party for hotties?
Why is PBHO talking
about a "great" one-termer rather than a "mediocre"
two-termer?
Is this an American
Revolution without blood and bullets?
All I know is I'm
more excited about the possibilities for Cubbies and
mainliners than ever before!
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Somebody who does
know a lot more about this kinda stuff than I do
wrote to KD
about it.
He's a former
Baptist preacher who became a Pennsylvania lawyer
whose income has risen significantly ever since
despite exemplifying the best of Biblical ethics.
"I know you've been
paying more attention to things ecclesiastical and
theological lately," he began, "but I have been
mulling the recent Massachusetts surprise
and the swelling discontent with BHO and thought I
would write to just about the only person I know who
might take the time to read my musings."
He asked, "Why is
there so much discontent with BHO right now when he
was so overwhelmingly popular just 12 months ago?"
He answered his own
question: "I don't believe the masses who voted for
BHO reject him...I think he would still hold the
masses if he tried one thing that seems impossible
for Chicago-area politicians: HONESTY!"
Kinda lamenting, he
continued, "BHO ran on a pledge
of...openness...transparency...Yet, during these
past 12 months, we have witnessed a bank bail-out,
auto industry bail-out, and 'health care reform'
fashioned behind closed doors...I believe we just
don't like the smell of what's going on. It's the
expression of extreme arrogance that permeates our
government and creates a genuine class distinction
between those who govern and the governed."
Paralleling, he
observed, "BHO cynically thinks he can get us back
to making a boogie man out of Wall Street; sucking
up to trade unions and 'freezing' domestic
spending. Like GWB, he came into office with
sizeable political capital. He has not used it to
prevent Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi from acting like
the political animals that they are. Can you just
imagine if he bravely stood up to those within his
own party and called for honesty and transparency?
Would it cost him? As Sarah Palin likes to say,
'You betcha!' It might have worked in 2009. It may
be too late in 2010."
Conclusion: "I
remember Ronald Reagan commenting once on how it was
that he got along so swimmingly with Tip O'Neil and
other 'classic' liberals of his day. He said
something to the effect that they believed
differently than he did but that they acted
consistent with their beliefs and, in that regard,
the 'classic' liberals of that era were deeply
honest. Maybe it's time for some
'honest-to-goodness' liberals and conservatives
again."
Phil Ochs comes to
mind; noting names not character are the only
changes in American politics in recent years.
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Blessings and Love!
January 26, 2010 Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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Back in the early 70s
when I was studying in Germany, Heidelberg
professor Wolfgang Lowe scolded to conclude a fierce
intellectual exchange, "Unfortunately, Herr
Kopp, we are not all omniscient."
Deservedly, I was body
slammed for being an arrogantly obnoxious bigger than
little egghead.
Noting how he was going
down around the same time as kinda providential, I was
beginning to realize the truth in one of President
Nixon's rare confessions: "A sign of maturing is
admitting you're wrong."
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One of the lessons of
the Reformation was/remains the need for an informed
faith.
That's why reforming
churches have always been big on education as a
continuing pursuit from Sunday School on (scroll down to
the 1/21 edition for Dowey's definition of the true
meaning of being Reformed).
That's why I read
everything that I can from the left and right before
making comments on the hot button issues before church
and society; and, even then, I really mess up a lot more
than I'd care to admit yet must.
During a tutorial in a
program designed to birth arrogantly obnoxious big or
little eggheads in college, the director said, "Robert,
you will have to read, listen, and learn from sources
that don't agree with you before you can engage them in
debate; or you'll continue to look like a fool who only
knows what he believes."
Ouch.
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Parenthetically, that's
why I dive into daily editions of
www.churchandworld.com and
www.presbyweb.com;
for I need to read, listen, and learn from all sides of
every issue before taking, uh, a side.
If you aren't
subscribing to 'em, you're missing out on the best tool
to get in touch with sources that don't always massage
your prejudices but, surely, provoke more probing for
the whole truth.
There are also links to
several religious and secular news/editorial outlets
that enable you to sift and sort between swears.
If you want to be
spoon-fed on what you think you already know, don't
click 'em on; but if you're one of those folks who take
His parable of the wineskins seriously...
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Getting back to what I
don't know, KD's
MLK Day Special Edition (scroll down to 1/18) provoked a
stinging response from a peer in Indiana: "You describe
eloquently the professional arthritis in my bones...It
sorely aches in the 38th year of ordained service...to
look back on little worldly measurable achievement...to
only estimate with stone scales the spiritual benefits
my efforts may have brought to others...to hunger for
God more than the little comforts of this world which
cannot be purchased with plastic anyhow."
O.K., friend, but
remember I said I don't use plastic anymore because it
was an addiction with continuing consequences.
Moretheless, well said!
He went on, "An ancient
car and elderly truck will carry my wife and me the rest
of our days...a lethargic congregation of 80 members
will be my companions until I choose between being their
chaplain and whatever...Our dog is good for
another 6 to 8 years...All in all, it is a good life if
I do not weaken, lose faith, or demand too much. Like
Super Chicken said to Fred the Lion, 'Ya knew the job
was dangerous when you took it.' I did, just not how
much!"
Yep, you've learned
how to be abased; but I'm with Tevia in my weaker
moments, "I realize, of course, it's no crime to be
poor; but it's no great honor either. So what would be
so terrible if I had a small fortune?"
"Sometimes," he observed
while pouring on the salt, "you bug me a bit because you
live higher up the material/professional mountain than I
and yet complain about things well beyond my
dreams...You are used to things I never experienced; or
was weaned from long ago. However, you are clearly
growing through some of the things that I passed not so
long ago that gives me hope/encouragement for you."
Psst. By George, I
think you've got it! Absolutely! I've had more than my
share of high steepled perks over the years; and when I
felt my soul being sucked dry by it all, I sabatoged
myself! You can read about that in the books for sale
that nobody buys on this website. I always felt guilty
- meaning I was guilty because you only feel something
if it's true unless you're a real sicko - about having
more of this and that than most other peers. Of course,
I miss some of it now. It's the truth. I'm still
learning which, uh, accounts for the balance on my...and
Road King in someone else's barn.
He concluded, "I don't
mean to sound like a wiser older brother; but I just may
be so without your eloquence or scholarship. Keep up
the good work! What George MacDonald said to me, when I
was your age, I'll say now to you: 'The best part of
your ministry is still ahead of you!'"
Thanks, friend, I
needed that! I know I'm not as good as my mommy says
nor as bad as my enemies advertise. And, yes, I believe
the best is ahead of me because, now more than before, I
know there's lots of room for improvement after figuring
out that assuming you've arrived signals the need to
start all over.
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Hanging on to what I may
not know - and you can take that either way - a
member of the PCUSA Form of Government Task Force wrote
to me after the PCUSA Thanatos Libido Special
Edition of KD
on 1/21.
She/he was cordial yet
constructively contentious through a few exchanges:
"There are a lot of misinformed people out
there...people who have not read the documents but are
relying on the often shallow analysis of others who have
their own agendas."
Uh, is it possible
that nFOGers have an agenda as well/awful?
Be that as it may be
despite the noble protests of nFOGers who remind the
suspicious/cynical of those aging PUPpies and
re-imaginers, she/he made a non-contested point via
rhetorical interrogative from
KD's
perch overlooking the arrogance of our franchise's left
and right: "Have Presbyterians succumbed to 'sound byte'
theology and lost the capacity for sustained thought and
analysis?"
Uh, probably.
Getting to the nut of
the suspicions/cynicism, she/he acknowledged, "We are
aware of the trust issue. There is nothing we can do
about it. We were called together and charged to create
a revised FOG...We knew that the ecclesiastical climate
was not favorable to such a task. We knew that nothing
we could do would be acceptable to the extremes of left
and right...That left us with a choice: either throw up
our hands...or provide the very best revision we
could...We chose the later...I think we did a good job.
Not a perfect job, but a good one...If...[nFOG]...is
defeated, this effort will be put on the shelf, and the
next time we come to the question of what sort of church
we want to be, someone will haul it out and learn from
what we've done...But I will have to confess to a
certain sadness...We will have passed up yet another
opportunity to 'sing a new song' in our polity, at a
time when the old music, though still playable, is a
little stale."
I don't know whether
to say I'm with ya because that's how friends in/of the
Confessing Church Movement felt/feel or ask if we need
"more light" than Biblical Christianity as upheld by our
current constitution to spice up what's gone stale.
Methinks the left wants the trappings of church
(process/polity) without its guts (Biblical
Christianity) while the right wants, uh, what it thinks
is, uh, right. What's stale? Biblical Christianity or
the PCUSA? I'ma so confused...
She/he said this about
ordination standards in nFOG: "What is left to the
discretion of presbyteries are the processes by which
preparation will take place - what questions and forms a
candidate or inquirer will answer or complete, what
requirements over and above the minimum standards...will
be put in place by a presbytery for its candidates to
follow...[nFOG]...requires the church at every level to
adhere to standards expressed in the constitution...each
presbytery shall develop and maintain mechanisms and
processes to guide, nurture, and oversee the process of
preparing..."
Getting back to the
trust issue...
She/he said this about
the fears of voluntary per capita apportionment becoming
mandatory taxation without any real representation:
"No...The PJC decision...will remain in force: 'A
presbytery's right of oversight cannot be construed to
give a presbytery...a right to mandate a session's full
payment of per capita'...Nothing in nFOG would change
that pattern."
I'ma so relieved;
except, uh, for hearing from across the PCUSA that many
franchise jingoists already say per capita is mandatory
regardless of the previous PJC ruling(s) and threaten
particular congregations thusly to the tune of
if-they-don't-know-what's-in-the-BO... And, without
naming names, I know that employees in Rome - uh, I mean
Louisville - have written to particular congregations
and threatened them about paying up their "voluntary"
per capita apportionments - the threat being a higher
judicatory's pretended prerogative to remove moderators,
elders, and anyone who encourages the withholding or
redirecting of per capita for
confessional/constitutional contentions.
She/he said this about
how nFOG will enable/disable gay marriages in the PCUSA:
"The proposed FOG will not change the definition of
marriage; nor the role of a minister in celebrating a
marriage service...marriage as 'between a man and a
woman' remains unchanged..."
Whew; but, uh, I
know of presbyteries that look the other way already
which, I guess, means it's already de facto rather than
a posteriori. Sorry.
She/he said this about
our historical/traditional commitment to connectionalism
unraveling if nFOG is adopted: "Connectionalism is not a
term employed by our constitutional documents...I don't
think it's even a proper English word...The proposed FOG
uses the term 'interconnection'...to describe
interdependence...couching the sense of mutual
connection and obligation...The proposed polity
articulates standards and mandates functions that are
incumbent on the whole church; but allows - indeed,
requires - the church at all levels to determine the
structures and processes best suited to the particular
context in which a standard is applied."
Putting it another
way, I see a bad moon arisin'!
She/he means well.
I believe nFOGers mean
well.
My daddy said, "The road
to hell is paved with good intentions."
Personally if not
parochially, I think any kinda polity can work as
long as the constituents trust whoever's running the
show to run it in ways that honor God as enfleshed in
Jesus, explained in Holy Scripture, and upheld by our
constitution which may be gutted sooner than later to
allow for...
Again, any kinda polity
can work as long as we trust each other.
Poop.
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Here are two more
quickies on nFOG; and then I've gotta leave the mainline
for the sidelines because the mainline has moved to the
sidelines of American religious culture as attested by
nobody really caring what it says anymore, its existence
being barely noticed, and no one outside of it will
notice when it's gone for good. Again, as a friend in
the franchise said to a stunned PCUSA bureaucrat, "We
are irrelevant to everyone but ourselves."
First, from a pastor in
Indiana: "If nFOG is adopted, does that mean churches
that were under the old FOG have the option of leaving
the denomination because it's basically different from
the old one? Are we bound to accept nFOG if we prefer
oFOG? Given our experience with the Confessing Church
Movement, I'm sure those legal beagles in Louisville
have already covered this; but does it open the
possibility of relief through secular courts for
churches that think nFOG will change the total
complexion of the denomination?"
Second, from a PR expert
in California: "Your questions have prodded the sleeping
dog with a sharp stick! You have tossed a bomb in the
PCUSA's powder room! They are trying to legalize the
increasing theological corruption which oozes from
Louisville; and you are rousing the residents to rebel!
It was Zwingli who wrote about 'the church visible and
the church invisible.' These are times when we get a
glimpse of the 'visible remnant' and those who were
never regenerated and who profess an empty faith with
their lips."
Whoa.
We'll see who cares
more.
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Blessings and Love!
January 21, 2010
Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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The Presbyterian Church
(USA) is a so-called mainline denomination that has
moved to the sidelines of American religious culture.
In other words, nobody
really cares what it says anymore, barely notices its
existence, and won't notice when it's gone for good; or
as a friend in the franchise said to a stunned
denominational bureaucrat not too long ago, "We are
irrelevant to everyone but ourselves."
Essentially, its
continuing members long for the way things never were or
maybe were but are no more.
A small remnant believes
the decline results from almost a half century of
dissipating Christology, disrespect for Biblical
authority, irreverence for life from womb to tomb,
confused sexualities, and extreme left ideologies
masquerading as Reformation theology; remaining
faithfully despite increasingly marginalized
judicatorial participation: "A prophet's quarrel with
the world is deep-down a lover's quarrel. If they
didn't love the world, they probably wouldn't bother to
tell it that it's going to hell. They'd just let it go"
(Frederick Buechner).
Practically, the only
things keeping it from fulfilling its corporate
thanatos libido are bank accounts, foundations,
endowments, properties, and other assets spelled
M-O-N-E-Y.
Hope for it was
expressed by the late Edward A. Dowey in "Re-Forming
Tradition: Presbyterians and Mainstream Protestantism" (The
Princeton Seminary Bulletin, Vol. XIV, Number 1,
New Series, 1993): "The much-quoted and often
misconstrued motto, ecclesia reformata, semper
reformanda, 'the church reformed must always be
reformed,' is part of a phrase that continues
secundum verbum Dei, 'according to the Word of
God.' Reform...means not change or alteration as such,
nor does it signify a revolution that tries to start
over without looking back...Our question now should not
be 'Are we successful?' but 'Are we faithful?' Only
when Reform roots in the Word will we hear again another
of our great Reformed imperatives: Sursum corda!
'Lift up your hearts!'"
Don't hold your breath.
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While I think the
current conspiracy to formulate a new Form of Government
in the PCUSA (aka nFOG) is intended to
accelerate the apostasies highlighted in the fourth
paragraph of the first narrative of this
KD,
I may be wrong.
So I wrote a letter to
folks who are much more sophisticated about this kinda
stuff to get their take on nFOG; and if friends from
other franchises are still reading, especially
sister-sideliners-formerly-known-as-mainliners, you may
be comforted/alarmed-to-alerted by the results:
Friends,
I am doing a little
KD
survey on nFOG or latest expression
of the corporate
thanatos libido
in the PCUSA.
While my site/sight
no longer focuses on the tiny part of whatever kingdom
is being represented
by our franchise, lots of readers/subscribers-for-free
are
very concerned about
this being the last nail in the coffin of Biblical
Christianity in the
PCUSA with predictions of theological/ideological
anarchy as soon as
it hits the presses for judicatorial incarnation.
The questions are
being asked by folks who are committed to remaining
faithfully just
about regardless.
Or something like
that.
Anyway, I'm doing a
little unscientific survey from left and right on the
questions that are
most asked of me as if I know anything about it.
Here are the
questions:
1. Does this
mean each judicatory (presbyteries/sessions with
synods being
increasingly irrelevant) will set its own ordination
standards
for deacons, elders, and clergy?
2. Does this
mean voluntary per capita apportionments will be
mandatory
without any real representation?
3. How will nFOG
enable/disable gay marriages in the PCUSA?
4. Does it
encourage our historical/traditional commitment to
connectionalism or replace it with a congregationalism
akin to the
UCC?
Please comment on
any of those questions and tell us about your
concerns/alerts for
folks in the trenches.
KD
protects the identity of its sources
because, uh, well, you know...
You will not be
quoted by name; and though I have been threatened in
the past to reveal
identities to various agents of the ecclesiastical
thought
police, I have not
and will not because of the very real underminings more
than threats to
vocational security/mobility.
Please be candid and
concise.
My sense is folks
need to know nFOG is a game-changer.
I may be wrong.
You can say that
too!
Blessings and Love!
The responses were
overwhelmingly pejorative; betraying a sense of, uh,
betrayal of Biblical Christianity in favor of an unholy
agenda in which any connection between the PCUSA and
Jesus will be coincidental.
The small sampling that
follows is representative of the plethora of responses.
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General Comments on nFOG
Washington (pastor and
PCUSA constitutional expert): "I hate it. It should die
an immediate death. Nothing positive to say."
Illinois (elder and
lawyer): "This will be the tool to recognize same-sex
marriage in Presbyterian churches and the ordination of
self-affirming, avowed, and unrepentant homosexuals. It
could be the last straw for many churches. I think the
floodgates will open and churches will attempt to depart
in greater numbers and the fight for property will
become even more intense; ultimately resulting in the
repealing of Chapter 8 because it is morally wrong and
legally invalid. Actually, the cost of litigation will
make 'gracious separation' the sensible financial option
for the denomination because it all comes down to money
in the PCUSA. Burning money to pay lawyers will do the
trick."
Pennsylvania (elder and
lawyer): "This will gut the constitution and legalize
the left's agenda."
Illinois (laywoman and
former PCUSAer): "Near as I can tell, everyone who was
once willing to take a stand has left to worship
elsewhere - either to a denomination (or not) that
doesn't apologize when preaching the truth, or to heaven
where the ultimate worship will take place at our
Savior's feet...It's a shame, but I'm glad I'm no longer
part of it."
Florida (pastor): "When
my folks get the gist of nFOG when/if it passes, they
will be clamoring to leave. We must be presbyterian
in every way or in no way. To not be
presbyterian in every way means that we will
essentially be congregational in nature and the
authority of presbytery/GA will be nil."
Pennsylvania (pastor):
"When your soccer team comes to play over here, our
rules say that my team will never be red-carded and you
guys have to play with only 9 on the field against our
11. When we travel and are the visitors, you better
play by our rules or I'm going to take away the ball;
but if I can't, I guess I'll have to play - if I want to
play - by your rules."
North Carolina (pastor):
"Having been 'kicked to the curb' by the PCUSA two years
ago, I suppose I no longer should have anything to say
about its infatuation with apostasy. I don't think they
want the coffin nailed at all, like some kind of
non-dead zombie, or maybe even an undead vampire...They
want to pretend that they are a living and vital part of
the Body of Christ; though they ceased to be a long time
ago...The nFOG had not yet rolled in when I was booted,
but we knew it was coming. My only regret is that I
wish I had known when the presbytery was going to kick
me out, so I could have gone to the meeting and sung
with Groucho, "Hello, I must be going."
Alabama (newswoman): "I
love the name - nFOG! When it's foggy in the pulpit,
it's cloudy in the pew!"
Ohio (pastor): "The bad
guys are making their best effort to have their way; and
damn anyone who doesn't like it. They failed at gaining
their ends through persuasion and the vote. So the only
option has been to change the process...All I see is
that it will institute chaos in the PCUSA. One
presbytery will do things one way, another a different
way...I am sick at heart about this, because it is the
realization of totalitarianism's approach of using the
tools of democracy to destroy it...And I keep sending
out my resume to evangelical, orthodox churches; hoping
one will extend a call, even as I continue to shepherd
the flock around me."
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Question 1
New Jersey (pastor):
"Each governing body will set its own standards. It's
consistent with the realities of society. Everyone is
an expert. Everyone's word is as good as everyone
else's word on any subject. It's going to be a
free-for-all."
California (retired
presbytery stated clerk): "There will be no outside
controls of insider deals! nFOG demands trust to be
effective. Ha! Trust is the last thing that we have in
the PCUSA today!"
South Carolina (pastor):
"Every presbytery will do whatever the hell it wants to
do with no checks and balances. This will lead to total
chaos when a pastor tries to transfer to another
presbytery."
California (pastor):
"Pretty much, yes...Thus, there will be so much
litigation..."
Question 2
South Carolina (pastor):
"In a word, yes; and if you encourage people to withhold
or redirect, you will be defrocked! We are moving from
responsible connectionalism to evil hierarchy."
California (pastor):
"Yes, in principle; but a little nuanced...Wealthier
congregations may be directed to pay some or all of the
per capita while other congregations may be excused
entirely. If you don't have it, you won't pay it. But
if you say you won't pay it, you better not have it."
West Virginia (pastor):
"Louisville, short on money these days because people
aren't going to support what they don't like, will do
anything to squeeze the faithful to support their
infidelities."
Indiana (pastor): "Sure,
but when it's mandatory, churches will pay closer
attention and then the real revolution will begin...Wait
until folks pay attention to our per capita at work in
the Washington Office! If you think people were ___ed
before..."
Arizona (retired
pastor): "Absolutely! This is shall rather
than may language."
Question 3
Connecticut (elder):
"Don't be so naive. All the PCUSA cares about is
money. Otherwise, it's do as you please."
Indiana (pastor): "It
doesn't matter. No one will be able to force gay
marriages on local congregations. On the other hand,
local congregations that want to, will!"
Wisconsin (pastor): "Not
sure. I think it's going to come down to state and
federal law dictating to churches."
Arizona (retired
pastor): "The disciplinary track will be harder to
navigate. Though the definition of marriage will not be
changed by nFOG, it will be relitigated. Conversely,
because it's unlikely to be relitigated (Who is going to
pay for attorneys to argue at multiple levels?), it will
be license for proponents of gay marriage to do what
they would like."
Question 4
Arizona (elder): "The
latter...Vote no!"
Missouri (pastor): "Connectionalism
is dead if this passes...No accountability!...This will
lead to political chaos!"
New Jersey (pastor): "Of
course...Connectionalism has been unraveling for
years...Church and society are dissolving. What's
ahead? Only God knows!"
Florida (retired
pastor): "Presbyteries will have absolute power over
everything with no accountability to anyone!"
Texas (pastor): "nFOG is
a Trojan Horse - the darling of those whose 'gospel' is
all about the ordination of unrepentant practitioners of
non-Biblical sexuality. Because the Book of Order
isn't working for them, they want to get rid of
it!"
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Well, the preceding is
admittedly unscientific and scattered; but
representative of a growing anger and resentment toward
whoever the hell is running the show in the PCUSA.
My guess - and I may be
wrong - is the PCUSA may be very close to something like
what just happened in Massachusetts: a strike against
the empire!
God knows I don't know.
All I know is I feel
blessed to be the pastor of a faithful family of faith
in Belvidere that's trying to love Jesus by loving like
Jesus in a presbytery that's still got a majority of
pastors/churches that are trying to love Jesus by loving
like Jesus.
Whew...pour moi.
As far as the franchise
goes, all heaven or hell is about to break loose.
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Blessings and Love!
January 19, 2010 KD suggests checking out the link below! http://reclamation2010.wordpress.com Reclamation 2010 is a blog about losing and finding your life. Written by a Christian pastor who woke up one day and discovered his life was missing. He lost it at church. January 18, 2010
Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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Today is MLK Day.
He's one of my heroes;
and I read Strength to Love at least once a
year (the first chapter before and after most judicatory
meetings), listen to "The Drum Major Instinct" (2/4/68)
before and after meetings with narcissists, and plug in
my old cassette of "I've Been to the Mountaintop"
(4/3/68) before and after all of the below.
Of course, I've been at
my desk in the church for three hours already and I've
got about ten or eleven more to go.
Crackers don't observe
the day even though it's a national holiday; and then
they wonder why African-Americans still don't trust 'em.
Anyway, coupling this
irrefutabilism with a pastor in New York who called last
night in tears whose former church wants him to
compensate them for something that they think he owes
them which is not true and only betrays their desire to
punish him because it just never worked out for 'em, I
was thinking about the balance left on my plastic.
Actually, I always think
about it because it's always there; though I haven't
used one of those ___ cards for over a year.
Seriously, if not
frivolously, I keep wondering why I've got that balance
after over three decades of working at least 10 hours a
day and 70 hours a week while never getting holidays off
because that's prime time in the church - I mean I
rarely spend whole days away from ecclesiastical stuff
even on the 4th, Turkey Day, New Year's Day, and so on;
and don't get me started on not having spent Mother's
Day or Father's Day with my parents ever since I was
ordained to make sure that everybody else remembers to
observe 'em and if I don't remember to remind... - and
maybe taking a day or two off a month and never taking
the full vacation and continuing education allowances
that have always been a part of my contract and...
Whoa.
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I'm not really
complaining.
I knew what I was
getting into before I was ordained; and about five years
after that, I sat with the Senate's former chaplain with
Hollywood good looks/voice as well as a Biblically
Christocentric witness that caused apostates in his
franchise to blush who counseled/warned over a cup of
caffeine on the campus of SFTS, "If you want people in
your church to bleed, you'll have to hemorrhage."
So I knew the score even
in the early innings and still decided to stay in the
game.
Except for a church and
presbytery in Ohio, I've been treated O.K. since 5/8/77.
Yeah, I don't have
anything to show for it in the bank; and I'll probably
end up, uh, God knows where when I retire if
that ever happens since I've discovered my SS and
pension don't really kick in with anything worth
anything for another 15 years which will come as good
news for the folks in Belvidere and the franchise who
like me and bad news for the folks in Belvidere and the
franchise who hate me in a Christian kinda way.
So with thoughts of how
holidays haven't really meant that much to me by
vocation and how that pastor in New York is expected to
reimburse his former church for whatever and
how I really don't want to take that job as a night
watchman or do twenty extra funerals a week for people
who want a holy man to sprinkle holy juices on 'em after
lifetimes of insulting God's holiness, I've decided to
tabulate what I'm owed and send bills to...
Admittedly, as my
continuing balance on the plastic confirms, I'm not very
good at math; but at $5 an hour, which is what most
folks think we're worth anyway because it's about what
we really get when all is said and done, I figure I'm
owed, very conservatively, about $117,150.
Cool.
Now if churches can send
bills to...
So any church that I've
ever served can divide that figure by the number of
years that I served 'em, cut a check, and send it to me
at 221 N. Main Street, Belvidere, Illinois 61008.
I knew there had to be a
way for me to pay off the plastic, get the van for my
wife, send Kathie and her main squeeze to Hawaii, dump $
into our expansion, send relief to locals and globals,
and, uh, get that Road King before the parousia.
@#$%
I know none of that's
gonna happen; so it's back to plan B: hoping/praying my
latest book hits pay dirt which may be as probable as
the Cubs winning a World Series before Islamic fundies
learn that love doesn't include blowing up buildings,
chopping off heads, or running around like Pentecostals
on acid.
Fortunately, except for
that one aforementioned experience of hell on earth,
I've been kinda affirmed and appreciated over the years
and my current/last call is lots of faithful fun after
pruning off the excessively selfish, narcissistic, and
judgmental folks whose worship was focused on the
mirror's reflection.
And people like me, who
knew from the start that we wouldn't have to take a vow
of poverty because it would be imposed upon us, aren't
in it for the $ anyway.
Cal Marcum, another hero
who taught critics/cynics like me in our franchise to
remain faithfully and write books that won't challenge
the sales of Joel and Ricky and who's gonna die poor
like the rest of us, put it this way to complement the
Hollywoodish Senate chaplain's counsel/warning
(Burning Bushes, 2001): "About mid-century a
number of prominent national magazines ran stories about
pastors who broke under the strains of their task. I
don't remember much about it except that the year I
entered MTS a comprehensive testing of applicants was
instituted to see if they were qualified and up to the
task...They did see one thing that would qualify me for
the ministry: I cared about people. They went on to say
that my one qualifier could also be my greatest
liability because I cared deeply about people and that
might do me in."
Sigh.
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So what's this all
about?
I'm extending some
empathy to peers; and if you're not a peer and don't
like/get it, you're probably one of the people who's
keeping my peers in emotional as well as financial
poverty.
Maybe I'm trying to
generate some sympathy for 'em.
Or it could be that this
counsel/warning has got to be passed from one generation
to the next.
If you don't know why
you started or continue, you're gonna quit sooner or
later; and probably later which means you'll never pay
off that...
Why did I start?
Why do I continue?
Go back to that first
video.
I take that thought into
every personal/pastoral relationship and whenever I dare
to mount that pulpit.
Happy MLK Day!
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Blessings and Love!
January 13, 2010
Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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God knows I've often
thought Democrats and Republicans will vote for
Satan if he/it is their party's nominee for any office.
In these days of
paralyzing polarities with loyalty litmus tests for
everything that evoke poop-eating grins on the mugs
of reincarnated (Oops!) Pharisees, those
two pathetically partisan political parties are
destroying America by lionizing anyone with 'em
and demonizing anyone on the other side of the
aisle.
Just like parochialists
and other denominational jingoists who forget the
primary identity of Christians is, uh, Christianity,
I'm convinced too many Democrats and Republicans
are prepared to sacrifice their primary identity as
Americans for political gains with about as much staying
power as Tiger's latest sack-sister.
Except for Jesus, I've
never met anyone who is always right or always wrong on
everything; except, of course, for Sister Bertha
better than you.
For example, Dirty Harry
can say PBHO's electability was enhanced by being "a
light-skinned" African-American "with no Negro dialect,
unless he wanted to have one."
And everybody on his
side of the aisle has rushed to defend him while
everybody on the other side of the aisle...
Geez.
Can you imagine what
would have happened if Sarah or Newt said something like
that?
Uh, everybody on
their side of the aisle would have rushed to defend them
while everybody on the other side of the aisle...
That's why I've left
both parties and search for candidates who love America
and embrace our nation's highest ideals rather than...
Similarly, that's why I
search for women and men of faith who love Jesus more
than...
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Parenthetically, kudos
to PBHO for forgiving the nut from Nevada.
Even if he's a
secularist, it was the Christian thing to do; and a lot
more Christian than a lot of what I see
among those who don't walk what they talk about Him (see
Matthew 6:12, 14-15).
I could hear His echo:
"Forgive him, Father, because he's ignorant."
Unfortunately, he's also
the majority leader of the U.S. Senate.
Of course, a Missouri
pastor wrote to KD,
"I knew PBHO was divine. This proves it. He knew
Senator Reid's heart isn't as racist as his words
betrayed. Wow! It's good to have a President who has
the divine ability to know hearts!"
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Getting back to
non-partisan faith more than politics, I met Mike when I
was a young and famous pastor in Kansas City back in the
early 80s.
He had just emerged from
years of monkish study and spiritual discipline and felt
called to plant a ministry in the cult capital of the
Midwest.
We were introduced by
Dick who I had convinced our church to hire as chaplain
to the unchurched; which meant he ministered to about
40% of the people on our membership roll.
Anyway, when I said I
thought planting a church/whatever had to be so much
harder than inheriting one, he said, "You're wrong,
brother! It's much easier! You just gather people who
really love Jesus and exalt His Word and they are eager
to pay the bills. It's not like those old wineskins
that are so bound up in tradition, religion,
denominationalism..."
That was almost thirty
years ago.
He was right.
It's easier to deal with
people who just love Jesus; or love Jesus much
more than...
Again, it brings to mind
those Democrats and Republicans who don't love America
as much as they love their, uh, parties.
BTW, Mike is the main
man at IHOP in KC (go to
www.forerunnermusic.com for links home).
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I thought about all of
that as we have almost reached groundbreaking for our
family of faith's expansion: elevator, renovations, and
multi-purpose facility.
We've had to "entertain"
lots of wants, needs, feelings, and opinions that
haven't always been...
It's been a slow
process; but, fortunately, we now have a great group of
officers to complement a great staff and a membership
that has been pruned for growth with a renewed passion
to be just for Jesus. Pruned of selfishness,
narcissism, and judgmentalism, our family of faith has a
renewed sense, experience, and expression of Biblical
peace, unity, and purity.
Though I've crossed
over to my fifth year with the wonderful saints in
Belvidere, the "vision" for expansion preceded me by,
oh, about 20 years; and, in the last five years, we've
lost three elders for a variety of reasons related to
Mike's retort to my ignorant comment upon first glance.
My point is simple.
Churches and
countries can't move forward if they're always
looking at their, uh, behinds.
Or as my favorite
devotional writer wrote on 1/11 (passagewaymin@aol.com),
"God is still creating new forgiveness, new mercies, new
miracles, new direction, new vision, new anointing, and
new hearts. A new day and a new season dawns for you as
you exit the old and enter the new! Your prison has a
door! Your river has a bridge! Your mountain has a
tunnel! Your battle has an end! You don't have to
stay where you are now, but there is an Exodus for you!
Leave every weight behind you. Don't take the
baggage of hurts or pain as you leave this season to
enter into New Beginnings! Refuse to carry failures,
guilt, or bitterness...Don't allow the enemy to paralyze
you with his icy grip of yesterday's failures and
condemnation. Rid yourself of the weights of hidden
emotions, insecurities, fears, habits, and weaknesses
that keep you pressed down. A door...an open window
lies before you...and requires your participation
to leave the old behind and embrace the new...Step into
your God-given future!"
Just before receiving
that, I received these notes from a VMTC leader who is
thoroughly acquainted with our ministry that ain't
so different from yours which means the word is for you
too: "In Jesus' name, I bind the fear of failure
and the fear of humankind. May your confidence not be
eroded by the daily resistance to the gospel. Fear God
more than people...May your heart be healed of any grief
caused by ministry. May you wear a crown of beauty
instead of ashes and be anointed with the oil of
gladness instead of mourning. May you wear a garment of
praise instead of a spirit of depression. You are an
oak of righteousness, a planting of the Lord to display
His splendor."
Absolutely; and as
long as we're looking...(Colossians 3:1-4).
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Blessings and Love!
January 11, 2010
Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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I felt pretty good about
KD's
Annual NFL Post-Season Power Rankings
(scroll down to 1/4/10).
ESPN hasn't called; but
my dad wrote.
He suggested I stop
preening because my analytical shortcomings will be
exposed next weekend in the second round.
Just because his beloved
Steelers have a better draft position coming than
predicted last fall, he had to rain on my parade.
@#$%
People can be like that;
even the special people in our lives.
Misery likes company.
It's true.
People who are miserable
are only less miserable when they're making misery for
others.
That's part of what I
meant in the last KD
in this line: "I still fear
people who want to steal my freedoms to feel better
about their chains" (scroll down to 1/9/10).
@#$%
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But then there are
others who really want to contribute to our health and
welfare.
There are people who
really want His best for, in, and through us.
Though it's not an exact
context, Hebrews 13:1-2 comes to mind.
@#$%
I was really struggling
in that last KD.
Though I don't find
my predicament(s) that peculiar, I was feeling a little
poor in spirit as well as plastic.
Yeah, I was feeling
better as I took it to the Lord - check out the rest of
the beatitude - but unlike Sister Bertha better than
you who has been going around saying how much
better she/he/they is/are than anyone else now that
everyone else has seen the darkness of her/his/their
soul exposed (Don't even try to guess because there are
so many global, national, and other candidates with
Dirty Harry, WV's Big Byrd, and ___ coming to mind too
quickly!), I can get as down about myself and people who
hate me in a Christian kinda way with the
worst/best of 'em.
"I hope you never lose
your enthusiasm for life and Jesus and..."
Some folks are
like that.
Some folks aren't.
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I prefer to listen to
folks who take their definitions of you/me/us from God.
God does not want to
tear us down, pick us apart, burn bridges, fracture
families, degrade, denigrate, devastate, or destroy us.
That's the work of Satan and demons/people/both under
his influence.
God builds bridges,
relationships, friendships, and families; and
reconciles, heals, helps, includes, enables, elevates,
enlightens, and encourages.
Satan and
demons/people/both say, "You're no good. You're
hopeless. You're bad. You're useless. You don't
belong. We would be better off without you."
God says, "Come to Me."
God invites, welcomes,
includes, and loves.
It's not a difficult
choice.
I prefer God and Godly
people.
With Galatians 5:19-26
as the bigger context of differentiation, the preceding
helps us to distinguish the good from bad guys as we
incorporate the practical counsel of Romans 16:17-18
into our lives and ministries.
@#$%
And so a few quickies
that aren't really about me if you know what I mean.
A dear friend and VMTC
leader wrote to say she is praying about my fear of
failure and not pleasing people; which, aside from being
on target, reminded me to get closer to Jesus because
fear dissipates as intimacy with Him increases along
with the renewal of Godly priorities. I went
to 1 John 4 after reading her note.
A woman in Illinois who
has faced some very significant challenges and
evil-speakers wrote, "Your
KD
was great! I laughed! A lot! I
cried! At the end, you made my day better!" One of my
homiletics professors always said, "The best ministry is
truth through personality. Share your story and you
will be surprised how it intersects with others!"
A predecessor in my
current/last pastoral call who warned me of the
potential and obstacles observed, "I just read your last
edition and could sense the grace and the pain. About
your friend and the memorial service, you were hurt by
those who made unkind comments or didn't attend. You
are not responsible for them. Jesus said something like
this, 'The hurtful you will always have with you.'
Leave them and their attitudes to Jesus! He will deal
with them. A day will come when they will rethink what
they said or did, and they will feel the pain and
regret. You can't make that happen. Jesus can...I
think this is one of the keys to true freedom in
Christ. Let Him be the Savior. Also, it is O.K. to let
yourself grieve...What a holy adventure Jesus has called
you to live and serve!" Amen.
An apostolic pastor
counseled/challenged/salted/salved, "You are a trip,
man! I love it. Welcome to advancing the Kingdom!
Jesus said it would get worse 'cause we know Him. Your
wholeness will always confront whether you intend it or
not. That's your call. A person who journeys toward a
whole life will be a light that shines. The presence of
your wholeness in such a broken-down dysfunctional world
speaks very loud - a mirror to those who will evil-speak
against you because you have stripped them naked in
front of people who thought they were holier-than-thou.
You've exposed - disclosed - man! The religious can't
control Him in you even though they've tried and will
try again. The lost hunger for your wholeness. Share
Him!" Whoa. Depending upon God's grace...
@#$%
Oh, by the way, I
wouldn't bet against the birds (Baltimore and Arizona);
though my head says Colts and Vikings in the big one!
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Blessings and Love!
January 9, 2010
Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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The first video is a
classic!
However, it contains some
bad words.
Kathie and I talked about
this;
deciding only people who
are pure and perfect
in every way will
be offended.
Yeah, right.
As if...
So if you're posing, skip
it.
But if you'd like to go
deeper
into today's metaphors...
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It was a long day.
I had one more thing to
do - teach a miserably attended class with some of the
dearest saints to ever cross my path.
The memorial service
transported me to the deepest recesses of my spirit;
though I was offended by people who did not come to pay
respects and it evoked some anger toward those who
skipped the recent visitations and services for...and
didn't even write consoling notes.
A survivor said, "She/he
used to waltz around the church like a snotty better
than you but didn't even bother to..."
Geez.
Common courtesies
sacrificed at the altar of selfishness/narcissism.
I'm right; sadly.
If I die today, there
will be ham and salad in fellowship hall in three days
or less and then a pastor search committee will be
elected/formed/appointed in a month or less for a
successor who will meet needs that I could never
satisfy/pacify.
I went to the hospital
to see two friends.
I went to renew my
license; but forgot to drop the MC classification for
those who want to control my life or, at minimum, expect
me to acquiesce to their need for me to wear a helmet
because that's what pastors do.
Acquiesce.
Sacrifice identity at
the altar of selfishness/narcissism.
I went to give blood.
I don't like to give
blood - the needle feels like a #2 pencil being pushed
into an orange - but they say people need it and I
haven't really done that much painful sacrificing for
God or country or...
They almost didn't take
it because it's thick like me.
Actually, one of the
nurses hit on me.
Kidding.
Uh, not really.
Shocked?
Don't be.
Kissinger attracts lots
of chicks.
You don't have to be
Tiger to...
I went to the gas
station and charged gas, twinkies, twizzlers, and a can
of regular Coke.
Kidding.
I don't eat twinkies or
drink regular Coke...or use credit cards.
I turned on the computer
and went to a really neat porn site.
Kidding.
I didn't turn on the
computer...and I don't go to...for the inauthentic does
not turn...
Got a call: "Thanks for
today's service. I hope you never lose your enthusiasm
for life and Jesus and..."
Needed that.
It was a long day.
Not kidding.
Actually, kidding.
I tried to be depressed;
but I just can't get there.
Despite the
evil-speaking and back-stabbing of people who can't have
their way with me...
P__ a little.
Depressed?
Nah.
Sorry.
Don't need those pills
either.
Stop.
Review.
Poop.
The preceding looks like
an Emo Phillips' script.
Or an Alan Ginsburg
poem.
You pick.
I did.
What did William Wallace
scream while gutted?
Maybe I'm having a
nervous breakdown.
Dang, beat ya to the
punch.
So what is normal?
Why would anyone want to
be normal in a Revelation 3:1-6 kinda way?
Parenthood:
"Some like merry-go-rounds...Some like
roller-coasters..."
Maybe I'm a poet - one
who everyone but Jesus wants to chain to Robin Williams'
club at Hellton.
Maybe the only answer is
Ratchet's cure for Jack who tried to fly over the...
Jesus said, "The truth
will make you free."
So many definitions.
I prefer His.
Selah.
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Shrinks say fear
motivates feelings that prompt actions.
I agree.
When I was committing
adultery, I was always afraid of getting caught; so I
became a real sneak.
When I was climbing the
ecclesiastical ladder of success, I was always afraid of
offending someone/stepping-stones; so I started agreeing
with the last person that I talked to and my
life/ministry became sentences ending in prepositions.
When I realized my
addiction to plastic, I was always afraid somebody would
see the imbalance and find another reason to
disqualify/dehumanize/denigrate me; so I deceived...
When I...I was
always...so I...
A spiral of...
Then I met
Jesus...again...and again...and again...
He offered a fresh start
and erased the chalkboard of my life.
Or as Phil demanded, "If
you really believe in a forgiving God, then act like
you've been forgiven."
I'm not completely over
it.
I'm not as pure and
perfect as...
I'm still tempted.
I still long.
I've got 30% left on an
old plastic debt to settle.
I still fear people who
are searching for an idol rather than Jesus.
I still fear people who
want to steal my freedoms to feel better about their
chains.
But as William says,
"You can't fix what you won't face."
I've started.
No matter what
she/he/they say about me or the grammar, I'm "more
better" than "badder" these days.
I'm doing my best.
Really.
I am not responsible for
what others say and do; but I am responsible for what I
say and do and how I respond to what others say and
do.
I'm free.
Kinda.
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Getting back to the
memorial service, we often laughed with each other over
a familiar truth: "Joining a church or even being an
officer in a church makes you into a Christian about as
much as going into McDonald's turns you into a Big Mac."
We were friends.
She knew me like Jesus
knows me.
Messed up.
Looking up for help.
She never judged me.
She only wanted to save
me.
She knew me like Jesus
knows me.
When I saw her before
her journey home to her beloved husband and Jesus, she
smiled.
She liked my mule.
She liked the friend who
was with me.
She liked what Jesus
entrusted to me.
She knew me like Jesus
knows me.
It's/He's enough.
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Blessings and Love!
If you're too busy to
click on that last
video, you're
too busy!!!
January 4, 2010
Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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KD's Annual NFL Post-Season
Power Rankings
1. Baltimore -
Why/how did Pitt ever pass on Flacco who is an
established star in only his second year? If Reed stays
healthy and Welker doesn't play, Baltimore will knock
off New England and make it to 2/7. Besides, Lewis is a
real killer who helps everybody rise up to prime
time performances.
2. New England -
Tom Brady, even more unheralded than Tim Tebow by all of
the "experts" coming out of college (scroll down), is
a proven winner/leader like, uh, TT. I wouldn't bet
against 'em with the best coach in the NFL since
Parcells retired; especially if Welker plays and Reed
isn't healthy.
3. Minnesota -
This may be a sentimental choice/hope because Favre
epitomizes the best spirits of sport. Creaming my
favorite team on week 16 proves nothing because they,
uh, stink. Favre doesn't look tired, the defensive line
isn't suspended/incarcerated yet, and watch out for
Peterson to emerge from his slumber and confirm his
future enshrinement's credentials.
4. Green Bay -
Talk about a team flying under the radar! Do you
remember week 1? I thought GB would waltz to 2/7; then
they got lost in the Favre, Indy, and Ain'ts hysteria.
Well, they're hot again! Unless Warner, Fitzgerald, and
Boldin reincarnate last year's run, I wouldn't bet
against the Pack which appears back.
5. Indianapolis -
Lucky/predestined all year, their "brain trust" ripped
out the hearts of players who "play to win the game" and
coulda made history as the most winning... Nobody wins
who gets used to losing; and the Colts have lost the
last two of the year. Now they have a week off. That's
three weeks without... It's hard to win when you
haven't been playing to win for almost a month.
6. New Orleans -
Again, they sputtered over the last month of the season;
and this ain't the time to sputter! Besides, the Giants
had to dump Tiki and bench the current Ain'ts TE because
they suffered from TO disease before they could
raise the big Vincent trophy. Sorry, Drew. You are
great; but the rest are just ain'ts.
7. San Diego - LT
may be the greatest fantasy player in history, but these
games are for real; and in really big games over the
past, uh, several years, he spends more time on the
sideline than Cubs fans in October. If Merryman is
juiced for the game and Sproles starts over LT,
electricity may flow through SD with Rivers playing
gunslinger to beast Gates.
8. Philadelphia -
Westbrook is weary and Donovan's time has passed. If
the Cowboys can beat 'em in December...
9. Arizona -
Here's my sleeper! If the redbirds' defense shows up as
it does every five or six games and Boldin and
Fitzgerald are really healthy, do not discount the
Eric-Liddell-Tim-Tebow-Kurt-Warner effect.
10. Jets - If the
Dolphins couldn't win a Super Bowl with rookie-sensation
Marino back in the day, it ain't gonna happen with
Sanchez; though Revis and a few other younger dudes will
join him and make my second favorite team a contender
for years to come. And, uh, oh, do ya think the
Steelers miss Fanaca?
11. Dallas - O.K.,
they played better in December. It's January. Tony,
Tony, Tony may get all the chicks, but he just doesn't
seem to attract much Super Bowl...
12. Cincinnati -
Let's call it the curse of Notre Dame! Just kidding. I
still can't get over the shameless classlessness of the
Golden Dome TD Jesus crowd in South Bend and their new
"Irish" coach in raping an undefeated Sugar Bowl team
for a few weeks of headline-grabbing. I'd like to see
'em win one for Henry... O.K., maybe one...
@#$%
Speaking of power, it's
hard to believe so many "experts" (go back to #2 in the
preceding section) are dissing Tim Tebow's NFL
prospects.
Mel Kiper keeps saying
TT's future is as a tight end or linebacker; though he
of never taking a snap or strapping 'em on in any big
game himself reminds me of Lee Trevino's retort to
someone who suggested he needed a coach, "I'll hire a
coach when I find one who can beat me. Why would I
listen to someone who can't play as well as me?"
Tony Gonzalez, who does
play the game at its highest level, snapped, "Who cares
what Mel Kiper thinks? Tebow could prove him wrong.
He's probably the greatest college player ever."
Tony Dorsett: "You're
talking about a guy who is a leader, a guy who would
walk into a lion's den with a pork chop on his chest."
Kurt Warner (go back to
#9 in the preceding section and check the videos): "They
always said about me I never had the skill set to be
able to be an elite quarterback."
Maurice Jones-Drew: "You
don't have to worry about the talking heads. They're
just there to talk."
Tony Dungy: "As a coach,
I always like winners...TT doesn't have the classic
throwing motion, he doesn't have the accuracy, maybe,
right now that some people are looking for, but I think
when he gets into a pro system that really stresses
throwing the ball accurately...the big thing is he makes
the people around him better. And he's won...I think
he's going to be a great player in the NFL."
KD:
"He is Peyton Manning with mobility and a bigger version
of Michael Vick with proven poise, leadership, and a
brain."
I hope the Giants...
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BTW, I really don't care
who wins on Thursday.
It doesn't mean a thing.
The game is not played
on computers or in smoke-filled voting booths.
While I think Alabama
will humble Texas, there are several other teams
deserving to be considered...
Every other sport -
professional or collegiate - knows that; and even NCAA
football has playoffs below the BCS level.
So whoever wins will be
just the theoretical national champion.
Sports were never
intended to be beauty contests; except, of course, on
the sidelines of games in Dallas.
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Staying with what's
bogus, does anyone really think Leach would have been
fired if Adam James didn't have a famous daddy working
for ESPN?
Adam is a decent D1
player who is third on the depth chart with a daddy, so
reminiscent of junior tackle football mommies and
daddies, who thinks his kid is the next Jerry Rice or
Wes Welker or, uh, Tim Tebow.
Word is leaking out from
players that Adam was a tad lazy and felt entitled to
more playing time because daddy...
And, oh, yeah, it seems
some $ was involved from all directions.
Stay posted.
@#$%
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Blessings and Love!
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