Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April 1, 2009

Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)

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Before becoming PWJC and giving new meaning to a Lewinsky, Hillary's husband exposed himself as having more than a wooden nose or, uh, whatever: "Ha! Ha! Yeah, I smoked pot; but I didn't inhale."

Children of the 60s had a, uh, harder time discerning truth from half-truth from outright lie whenever he said anything else ever since; unlike PBHO who admitted when asked if he ever inhaled, "Well, that was the point."

That's why I like PBHO.

He may be running the country like he's still stoned, but he seems like a pretty forthright if totally over his head to lead the free world kinda guy.

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Before KDers on the left, uh, freak out about bringing up Bubba again, they're gonna have to confess they can't stop talking about GWB as the cause of all that's gone wrong in America/planet/universe.

I like Bubba.

A close friend of mine who is a close friend of his revealed to me at the Holiday Inn near Washington, Pennsylvania about ten years ago, "President Clinton is the most brilliant man that I've ever met; and there's nothing going on that he doesn't know about and understand fully. He's also among the most kind and considerate people that I've ever met. Of course, he is a pathological liar and womanizer. Aside from that, he will go down in history as one of our greatest Presidents."

I like PBHO.

I just think he hasn't a clue how to be President; which, I guess, is O.K. considering his predecessor barely had one. Besides, anybody who picks JB for VP who is not from Scranton and has NP as third in line to occupy the Oval Office can't be that bright; however, it certainly has prompted intercessions for his health and safety.

Regardless, thin-skinners who can't handle criticism of the real America Idol should take a clue from a bumper sticker brought to my attention by my favorite graphics advertiser to the right: "I will give your President the same respect you gave mine."

Just think of the preceding sentence as a, uh, fairness doctrine.

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Speaking of hallucinations, I never needed acid or peyote or stuff like that to hallucinate with my only struggle/discernment being if mine have been inspirations or indigestions.

I inhaled.

I gave it up because I was spending too much $ at Burger King, wrote a paper about Teilhard de Chardin while quoting Salvador Dali (Still got an A because my professor was stoned too!), and knew progressive addictives can kill addictive personalities.

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Turning to PWJC's would-be-wife-wannabe-POTUS-Secretary/of/State, she just said, "Our insatiable demand for illegal drugs fuels the drug trade. Our inability to prevent weapons from being illegally smuggled across the border to arm those criminals causes the death of police officers, soldiers and civilians...I feel very strongly we have a co-responsibility."

Duh.

Senator Joe Lieberman who would be POTUS if character counted and substance were more important to celebrity-obsessed Americans than style echoed SOSHC, "The danger here is clear and present. It threatens to get worse."

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Why not set up some real security on that border?

Geez.

If the Dominican Republic can secure its border with Haiti...

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Staying on the problem of drug addictions, it changes as you get older.

I know.

When I was a younger cleric, I would shy away from those tables of geezers during fellowship hours because all they want to talk about is this ailment and that ailment and their prescriptions and next...

Now I sit down and join in.

So I'm interested in this new pill: a single daily tablet combining aspirin, cholesterol medicine, and blood pressure drugs.

Cool.

Problem is we're gonna have to wait until the FDA gets around to approving it; which will probably take longer than figuring out how PBHO is gonna fix the auto industry.

Uncool.

Wait a minute.

I've got an idea.

I can just visit Mexico and get 'em; or go to the mall.

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It's the truth.

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