Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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We just finished
and dedicated our expansion and renovation.
Of course, we're broke
now; and I haven't been selling enough books to call Woodstock H-D and put a
down payment on even a used
Electra Glide Ultra Limited.
BTW, do you have
any leads on night security jobs in...?
Anyway, if you've
ever been in leadership of any kind in any kinda church, you know some folks in
churches become rather, uh, naughty when the financial belt tightens.
Psst.
I can be
euphemistic as well as hyperbolic.
Be that as it is, there's
a really, uh, uh, uh, interesting
rumor circulating around the church these days: "Pastor Bob is
removing all of the dishwashers!"
When my
inlaws/outlaws heard about it, they got really mad too; because they thought I
was getting rid of all the kind souls who wash dishes after church dinners.
Sigh.
I mean if my own
family...
Help me, Jesus!
Well, apparently,
I'm being accused with
anger of removing all of the Kenmores or Whirlpools or
whatever they're called to raise money so I can call Woodstock H-D and...
Whoa.
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I was
inspired/indigested to write about it: "Four Fresh Rumors at First About
Pastor Bob!"
I sent it to some
friends:
1.
Pastor Bob must decide in 48 hours which new call
he will accept: Associate
Pope, Chief of Staff for Obama,
or
Secretary of State for Romney;
2.
Pastor Bob has made his administrative assistant and
the
church's financial secretary drain remaining reserves
so he
can buy a motorcycle from Woodstock H-D. He is
sooooooo egotistical, selfish, prideful,
controlling,
manipulative,
and... Did I get all of 'em? Oh, I forgot
sarcastic;
3.
Pastor Bob is having simultaneous affairs with Sarah
Palin
and Susan Sarandon. There are pictures to prove it!
Did
you know he was also seen with the current Secretary
of
State at Burger King? Or was it Alanis Morissette at the
chicken
place that Chicago's Mayor hates? Did you know
he and
Sophia Loren have a love child? He is sooooooo;
4. Pastor Bob just died
and ___ threw a party because that's
been her/his cursing
chant since...
O.K.,
now the truth.
The aforementioned is
why he doesn't wear a helmet.
One buddy in the
same business read the above and wrote: "That would be funny, if it
weren't so damn sad. We all know it's the dues we pay for..."
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Rumors.
Lots about it in
the Bible that the mongers ignore.
They break one of
the big ten; and breaking one of the big ten breaks the first few.
They break
everyone; except for those who live by John 3:19-21.
Lion of Judah.
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Blessings and Love!