Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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Doggerel to Gospel
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Exposing
elephants in the...are attempts to tell the truth to a world,
country, and church that have grown accustomed to lies.
Patrice O'Neal
comes to mind.
He told the ugly
truth through uncouth humor to self-deceiving people who prefer pretty
lies.
Jesus: "The
truth will set you free!"
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Tiger Woods
marries/dates the whitest women that I've ever seen.
When it comes to
violating civil rights and ruining America, BBPBHO is GWB on steroids.
Mainline
denominations have more money, property, and assets but far fewer folks in
weekly worship and soup kitchens than sideliners and emerging churches.
"Rules for
pastors: First year? Shut up and listen...Ordination is not a right...You
probably weren't God's first choice either...You're not good at
everything...That was a good sermon; but so what?...Be ready to discard
cherished presumptions...If you're worried about losing your job, you're in the
wrong business...Only people are sacred, never things...You better learn how to
wait...You're not in charge...Screw church quarrels - care for children
instead...There is no day off...Avoid confusing the institution with the
Church...Don't expect the grass to be greener, or purer - never found a holy
church yet..." (Bob Andrews).
Most problems in
churches go back to 'em not loving Jesus by loving like Jesus; and most
problems in churches begin to disappear when they start loving Jesus by loving
like Jesus.
"People
don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about
God" (Kurt Vonnegut).
"If your
pastor were the CEO of IBM, how long would he or IBM last if he truly
believed Dell, Apple, and H-P computers were all fine and IBM is not
necessarily the best?" (John Hastings).
The NSA is
crippling 911 # revenues.
Democrats are
Republicans who hide greed better.
Republicans are
Democrats when it comes to mindless party allegiance; noting both
would vote for Satan if nominated by their parties.
"Barack
Obama has an impeachment-proof situation: Joe Biden" (Bob Stier).
"The first
white President chopped down a cherry tree. The first black President is
chopping down the whole country. Am I a racist for saying that? How
can you call me a racist when my taxes pay for illegal immigrants and
unemployed minorities to have welfare, health care, child care, food stamps,
and free education at every level?" (Eric Felack).
Liberals aka
so-called progressives live in the ozone layer of reality with two feet
planted in the air; looking like they've seen a vision of God or didn't make it
to the potty in time.
Conservatives aka
so-called traditionalists/religionists hate to see anything happen for the
first time; which is why they murdered Jesus.
"1492 - The
teachers told the children that this was when their continent was discovered by
human beings. Actually, millions of human beings were already living full
and imaginative lives on the continent in 1492. That was simply the year
in which sea pirates began to cheat and rob and kill them" (Kurt
Vonnegut).
Most Americans
will give up their liberties for a six-pack and Sunday Night Football.
"The United
States of America is now going to be called the United States of
China" (Don Greenhow).
"My kids
will never know what the good
old days were like" (Eric Felack).
While it may come
as a shock to the DAR and other rednecks, all Americans started as immigrants.
"I just love
the intolerance of the tolerant" (Bob Andrews).
There is a drug problem
in America because lots of Americans like drugs and lots of the
"good" guys are making as much $ off it as the "bad" guys.
"Legalize
marijuana; but give exclusive rights to Wal-Mart. Hell, 90% of their
customers use it now" (Eric Felack).
Muslims who really wanna follow
their leader must murder people who don't really wanna follow their
leader to please him.
Really, he set the personal example
and exhorted his disciples to follow his example.
Christians who really wanna follow
their Leader must be willing to give up their lives not anyone else's
life to save the lives of others/everyone to please Him.
Really, He set the personal example
and exhorted His disciples to follow His example.
Lily: "And
that's the truth!"
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Now go back to
the first section of this KD.
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Expose more elephants via reader comments!
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Blessings and Love!
1 comment:
I dunno, what popped into my mind after reading about the "Elephants in the..." was this: The Bible Thomas Jefferson allegedly took a pair of scissors to still retained a lot more of the truth than the Loose-leaf Version so popular today in the formerly mainline franchises.
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