Saturday, August 24, 2013

Lola's in the Pew/Pulpit


Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)


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"But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a..."

Ray Davies for The Kinks, 1970

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    Some, uh, really, uh, more than some, people are in sore need of reality checks.

    I just watched a news report featuring McCain, Cantor, Hillary, and BBPBHO in which all of 'em lamented nobody trusting America's elected leaders anymore.

    Hellooooooo!

    Help me, Jesus!

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    My wife told me why I don't have the 10K to add to my 1.5K in the bank to...

    Plastic sins coming back to haunt me.

    Hellooooooo!

    Help me, Jesus!

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    1 John 1:5-10.

    The reality check.

    Thank You, Jesus!

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    I'm reminded of a friend near St. Louis who just fired a youth worker for watching porn on a church computer.

    The youth worker blamed my friend to anyone who would listen and there were many who did because...for telling him about it and then firing him for it because of resistance to the restoration offered in 1 John 1:5-10 without being sensitive enough to his...

    Hellooooooo!

    Help me, Jesus!

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    Closer to home, there's an old guy and old lady - not related - running around town and telling anyone who will listen and there are...that I fired...

    Aside from both of 'em obviously not understanding our particular polity that does not afford me prerogative to do anything apart from picking hymns, deciding what to preach/write about, and determining how long to grow my facial hair though "they" try to control that too, they're just lying to cover up somebody else's sins including their...

    Everybody's a fan of Vince when it comes to a good offense being the best defense.

    I've learned pewsitters and pulpiteers will lie just like McCain, Cantor, Hillary, BBPBHO, and too many others if they can't get their ways and means by the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help them...

    Hellooooooo!

    Help me, Jesus!

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    Harold comes to mind.

    He left the mob because he was converted to Jesus and then called to pray and undershepherd avec moi.

    That was a long time ago in Pennsylvania; before I was a geezer like the old man and old lady who are running around town and...

    Yet I still remember what he said to an irregular, irascible, and irreconcilable that has stayed with me over the years and helped me to address people who think I'm thinking about 'em when preaching or writing or...

    A notoriously irregular, irascible, and irreconcilable woman who portrayed herself as the victim of everybody else's irregularity, irascibility, and irreconcilability with so many similarly bizarre rationalizations as the youth worker, old man, and old lady so that she never had to deal with the reflection in her soul's mirror while pointing out everybody else's sins to distract from her own confronted Harold in front of several people in a public setting, "You targeted me in last week's sermon!"

    Calmly yet pointedly, Harold responded, "It takes a great deal of arrogance for you to think that I think so much about you and that I would preach a sermon just for you...but if the shoe fits..."

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    It's every messenger's plight, plague, and poison.

    Anyway, because I'm not thaaaaaaat much different from others like me despite my protests/prayers, a few people think that way whenever I preach/write about...

    Psst.

    Don't tell 'em because we don't want 'em to know what we know when they say we're preaching/writing just for/about 'em buuuuuuut their complaints/contentions/criticisms/condemnations only expose 'em as...guilty as not charged but exposed by their own bantering and moaning about it.

    Duh.

    Nuns in Maryland: "If you're right, you don't need to argue about it; and if you're wrong, you can't afford to argue about it."

    Eleanor Roosevelt: "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."

    Me with no apologies to the grammar police who care more about jots and tittles than really communicating: "If you is, you is and know you is even if you don't want anybody tellin' you that you is though you know you is."

    Or something like that.

    Go back to Harold and his miscreant.

    Hellooooooo!

    Help us, Jesus!

    He does.

    1 John 1:5-10.

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Blessings and Love!

2 comments:

Jim said...

If we're honest, we'll agree with Pogo (paraphrasing the sagacious opossum): "We have met the guilty, and he is us!" One of the keys is, if we honestly offer a deserved "Mea culpa" is to accept His forgiveness and get over ourselves/sin, and move on. Otherwise we fall into the trap of the Fraternity of the Publican, who rather than going home justified spent his life not getting beyond being a sinner, though God offered to put all his sin/guilt as far away as East is from West.

Dr. Robert R. Kopp said...

Well said, mon ami...BTW, when it comes to firing folks, which both of us know is not our prerogative in mainline franchises, I had an interesting comment for someone who said ___ was upset because she/he had been fired by me: "Friend, while I did not because I could not fire ___, it seems a person who complains about being fired tends to draw more suspicions about just why they were, uh, fired. It's like someone crying, 'O.K., please spank me!'" Annnnnnnd both of us know that, except for pastors who are the easiest to dump in mainline franchises because their bureacracies don't wanna upset the gravy train of dues and donations, somebody has had to just about literally sleep with the devil to get fired in churches these days. Enough on that. Yeah, Pogo was/remains right. Check out Matthew 15. :0!