Sunday, June 8, 2014

So You Want Me to Wear a Helmet

Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)



    I always wear a helmet during monsoons.

    Otherwise, nah; for reasons explained in my non-best-selling I Just Wanna Ride that you can get from me - only 7 first editions left - for $250 per or for postage and handling,

    Since first mounting a Honda 50 in 1968, I've been hearing it about helmets.

    Sooooooo I've got a deal for folks who insist that I wear a helmet more often than not to prove it's all about the sanctity of my life more than trying to control it.

    Once you've demonstrably documented your affirmation and advocacy for the sanctity of all human life from womb to tomb, you can send a check for $500 to me and I will find and buy a vintage helmet just like William Macy's Dudley wore in Wild Hogs (check clip above).

    If you do, I will wear it more often than not.

    If not, please do not bother me with your...

    BTW, I am serious.

    BTW(2), this isn't about me (check clip below).



Blessings and Love!

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