Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
@#$%
@#$%
Tim asked if I'm
going to write another book.
I've written six
non-best-sellers; trailing Joel in sales by maxitrillions.
I cannot begin to
explain how humiliating it is to trail that guy in sales by that much.
Makes me feel
like a Republican in Chicago, urbanite in Capron, civilized human being in
ISIS, or believer in a mainline denomination.
Yeah, I get the
hint.
@#$%
You know that guy
on Fox who lusts to be America's next Uncle Walter?
He's always
yapping on and on and on about smartphones dumbing down everyone and ruining
rather than expanding/enhancing/enabling/encouraging
relationships/communications/messaging.
He's gotta point.
Been in a
restaurant lately?
Nobody's talking
to each other.
They're glued to
their screens.
They even text
rather than talk to people within range of bad breath or body odor.
And how're those
laws about texting while driving going?
On the other
hand, heroin use is down.
@#$%
The Mayo Clinic
says there are only two healthy reasons for going to bed.
If I have to
explain that to you, you're sick or single.
From what I've
heard, there's more gaming, texting, surfing, and...going on between the sheets
than what the Mayo Clinic says is healthy when in the sack.
No wonder
hospitals and courts are so busy.
@#$%
Of course, that's
not why I'm writing this.
I'm getting more
and more and more concerned about expanding/enhancing/enabling/encouraging
relationships/communications/messaging.
The blood bank no
longer sends postcards to remind me about my next draining.
Missed my last
appointment.
Starbucks stopped
sending rewards by snail mail.
Forfeited gallons
of caffeine.
The church I used
to pastor no longer sends out hard copies of their newsletter.
I've lost
contact.
Lost in
cyberspace.
On the other
hand, I don't take as many Lutein pills.
@#$%
Messaging.
Here's the one
I'm trying to make.
Don't discard
what used to work until everybody's on board with what's supposed to work
better but ain't yet.
So maybe I'll
write another book.
But not until I
get the message.
@#$%
Blessings and Love!
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