Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)
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Dr. Macleod, Princeton's
legendary Professor of Homiletics and Liturgics who was the advisor for my
dissertation and wrote the book
now classic on Reformed Worship called Presbyterian
Worship...[sic]...Its
Meaning and Method, often told a story to his preaching students
that I often told to mine with
full credit to him in case someone got offended by it on behalf of their
favorite pulpiteering idol.
A pastor's young
son asks, "Daddy, how do you write sermons?"
"Well,"
he answers, "I was taught in seminary that one hour of preparation is
required for every minute of delivery. Because I don't have time to do
that, I pray, study, and write the first half of the sermon during the week and then God writes the second half of
the sermon while I'm preaching."
After a few
moments of pregnant pondering, the little boys says, "Wow, daddy, you
write sermons a lot better than God!"
;)
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Dr. Macleod was
very opinionated.
;)
Here are two of
my favorites.
He often scorned,
"When you get up to pray, don't ask, 'Shall we pray?' As if you're
going to vote on it! Just say, 'Let us pray.'"
He often observed
with a scowl, "Have you been in those churches that pass the peace?
Fascinating. Do they have to force people to greet each other with
Christ's peace during worship because they don't do it before and after
worship? Or is it because the preacher and rest of the liturgical
participants haven't prepared enough material to fill up the hour?"
Whoa.
@#$%
I'm with my
mentor.
If ya can't do it
before and after,...
Besides, from
what I've seen, most folks just gravitate to their favorite...
Or as one honest
fellah admitted, "The raucous ways that this sacred moment is implemented
in most congregations resembles a reckless circus rather than a holy
greeting. The spirit of awesome worship and reverence is crucified on an
altar of theater as clergy remark, 'Nice hair, Ethel!...Good to see ya,
Arnold!...Quite a game last night!...Let's do lunch sometime!' Clergy
prance up and down the aisles with flapping vestments like butterflies in heat
with extroverted congregants leaping at each other for mere moments of
unrestrained hysteria. Visiting introverts and people who really want to
worship and save meeting and greeting for fellowship hours flee emotionally if
not physically."
White trusting
exceptions to this generally silly exercise, passing the peace in most churches
is among the reasons why so many authentics leave religions tied to meaningless
motions for gatherings of women and men who want to relate to each other
through a real relationship with Him.
@#$%
C'mon.
Please forgive
the candor; but I've been around long enough to know too many if not most
churches that force this ceremony on people do it because they don't really
have it to begin with.
People who are
really passing the peace don't have to pose it.
They just, uh, do
it.
It's like people
who say you can lose your salvation.
Really?
Don't think so!
You can't lose
what you never had.
It's like people
who like to pretend Islam is a peaceful religion.
Really?
Don't think so!
You've gotta be
historically illiterate to buy that political correctness.
Check out Islam's
founder.
Yeah, really
peaceful dude.
Not!
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We really pass
the peace when we love like Jesus.
Mercifully.
Compassionately.
Graciously.
Forgivingly.
Redemptively.
Selflessly.
Agape.
@#$%
A woman engaged
me at WalMart the other day about a couple that left the church a few years
ago.
The specifics are
irrelevant; but, in short, they hated me because I held 'em accountable for
their actions and wouldn't let 'em do whatever the hell they wanted to do as
they injured others and squandered precious resources.
They're not fans.
So I was almost
seduced into...
Almost.
She said,
"She is such a _____!" He is such an _____!"
Almost but not seduced
to...
I said,
"Same could be said about me. Now that I'm thinking of it, I can be
such a _____ and an _____ more than I'd care to admit. Isn't that why
Jesus came?"
We concluded they
will have to answer to God not us; which is a good thing because He can be much
more merciful, compassionate, gracious, forgiving, redemptive, sacrificial, and
loving than us...and especially Muslims who follow the real Mohammed and not
the politically correct one invented by media, entertainment, mainliners,
politicians, Harry Potter's creator, Joy, Whoppi, BBPBHO, and other
self-deluded-yet-well-meaning people with both feet planted firmly in the ozone
layer of unreality.
Are we sure
recreational weed is only legal in...?
;)
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ASK
AUGUSTINE
by Paul A. Tambrino,
Ed.D., Ph.D.
Isn't Islam’s God, Allah, the same as your
God of the Bible?
The prevailing opinion in postmodern America today is that while the various religions have different names for God,
basically they are all speaking of the same God. Let me emphatically say that I do not hold to
that postmodern view and so state in response to the particular question before
me that the God of Islam, Allah, is NOT the God of the Bible. While it is true Muslims defend to the utmost
the unity of God, they utterly deny His tri-unity; they totally reject the
notion of God as Father, the deity of Jesus Christ as Son, and the divinity of
the Holy Spirit.
For the Muslim, calling God, Father
and Jesus Christ, Son suggests to them procreation. In the Qur’an, Sura 19:35, it states the
Allah should not beget a son and Sura 112:3 sates that Allah “begetteth not,
nor is he begotten.” However, the Bible
does not speak of begotten in terms of a sexual reproduction but in terms of a
special relationship between the Father and the Son. John 1:14 is emphasizing the deity of Christ
when it says that He was the only begotten of the Father and when Paul speaks
of Jesus as the firstborn over all creation (Colossians 1:15-19) he is pointing
our Christ’s preeminence as the Creator of all things.
Muslims also vehemently denounce the
Christian doctrine of the deity of Christ as the unforgivable sin of shirk
(Sura 4:116). Yes, Muslims will affirm
that Christ was sinless and even that He was virgin born, but they dogmatically
deny His sacrifice upon the cross and His resurrection. The Qur’an in Sura 4:158 states that Allah
raised him up meaning that Jesus was supernaturally taken up rather than being
resurrected from the dead. They hold
that someone (perhaps Judas) was crucified in His place, for which they cite a
late medieval Gnostic writing, “The Gospel of Barnabas.” Sura 4:157 sates, “they killed him not, nor
crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them.”
Muslims also reject the divinity of
the Holy Spirit and teach instead that the Holy Spirit is the archangel Gabriel
who, over a 23-year period, supposedly dictated the Qur’an to Mohammed who
could neither read nor write. Mohammed
in turn dictated the Qur’an to his scribes.
According to Islam, the Holy Spirit promised by Jesus in John’s Gospel
(chapter 14) is Mohammed. The Bible
(Acts 5:3-4 and Romans 8:11) clearly states that the Holy Spirit is neither an
angel nor human but is the very God who has redeemed us and will resurrect us
to eternal life. Therefore, the triune
God of the Bible is not the
same God as the God of Islam.
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I'm still
thinking about my first tattoo.
If you'd like to
know about that, just go to the right column and click it on.
Admittedly, I'm a
little fearful about getting it.
I think I'm
really called to do it as I wrote.
But I've got this
nagging fear about how people may react to it; especially in parts of my family
that...
Hmm.
I guess that's
the problem, isn't it?
I'm more afraid
of them than...
I guess I'm no
better than everybody else going through the motions of...
When we don't
fear God, we fear everybody else.
Crap.
Back to the
drawing board.
@#$%
Really passing
the peace is really not
religiously following Jesus.
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Blessings and Love!
2 comments:
Syncretism (or should it be Sincretism?) flourishes!
I remember how offended a colleague up in PA was when, after he made a statement affirming that Allah and the God who told Moses,"I AM the God who is!" (In contrast to all the gods who, well, aren't gods, much less God) are one, and I said for that to be true God would have to be suffering from a multiple personality disorder along the lines of Sybil.
As for graffiti on the bod, get the kind made out of henna. It can always be renewed, but fades, as many of the issues de jour do. Although I grant you, identifying with/being one of God's people is an issue eternal.
Hey, Dr. Bob,
Couldn't agree with you more. Never have liked the "passing the peace." Seems like just a ritual for those interested in issues in the church [like peace, feminism, sexuality, etc.] more than Jesus. Also, if the worship service includes BOTH a greeting time and a peace passing time, seems like overkill to me.
Also tired of the "Islam is religion of peace" just like I'm tired of "Jews, Christians, Muslims all worship the same god since they're all based on the same OT." Good blurb on the differences between Xn & Muslim theology. World & liberal media especially will probably never get that Islam is violent and Mohammed was not a "nice, gracious, sweet Jesus type" guy!
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