Monday, February 12, 2018
Did you know Joseph Smith and David Koresh often preached from the Book of Februare?
Apparently, Augustine or somebody didn't include it in their canon because they lost it while carrying parchments from the monastery to some scribes at the precursor to Zondervan.
It was, ironically, autographed between Ecclesiastes and Song of Songs that provokes the mind to wander.
Anyway, JS and DK found it.
It's all about God punishing people for having the wrong kinds of inverted sexual pleasures that Freud would later codify with a month that would be declared the scourge of history and, penultimately, the trigger to the greatest tribulation.
That's as, uh, real as Democrats, Republicans, and their idolaters in media being models of truth, justice, and the American way.
Anyway, don't check it out.
Now to the point.
Surprisingly, considering my book sales, I've been getting more than expected inquiries about why I haven't written any KDs lately.
No, unfortunately to those prone to wishful thinking, I have not been assassinated by an Islamofascistnutball savage, diagnosed with Grandpa Jacob's cancer genes, or flayed by the conspiratorial cast of folks who are still mad at me for taking their churches away from them and giving them back to Jesus.
It's just Februare; yet, uh, this is the most high maintenance and babysitting along with ministerial opportunity Februare that I can ever recall familially, locally, parochially, ecumenically, and, uh, whatever else ain't coming to mind right now.
Soooooooo, depending upon your perspective, be worried or not worried because there's lots more in the tank.
Just gotta get the car washed.
Bought a lottery ticket for the truck.
Seeeeeeee, I can be just as...
BTW, maybe it's because you should go to www.koppdisclosure.com and check out the last one and go to www.bnnsradio.com and listen to yesterday's self-incriminating-I'm-just-like-you-maybe-worse message.
P.S. Pastor Bill has joined our church staff.
Blessings and Love!
Shatter the sound of silence!
Wake up! Look up! Stand up! Speak up! Act up for Jesus!
Salt! Shine! Leavenate!