Faking Breaking News 5

Kopp Disclosure

(John 3:19-21)

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Hot Off the Wired from KD HQ

Back  Porch

Belvidere, Illinois

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Everything’s true between the lines.

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“Infusing levity into the insanity perpetuated

by the navel-gazing left, right, and

religious nutballs in America.”

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KD FBN 5…Messiah Mueller approaches fate of real one by failing expectations of neo-sanhedrin…Infuriated by the biscuit toss to AG, please-take-me-seriously Nadler, surrounded by some of the most miserable-looking old ladies on the planet complemented by a few token grumpy old men, deadpanned, “He ain’t no Truman.  Now I’ll have to dig up more that’s not there.”…Looking stoned or stunned or both, causing those eyes to appear even more squinty and shifty than usual, Schiff admits from his seat in the land of the other fruits, nuts, and flakes, “O.K., I need a colon flush.”…45 bubbles, “Did you see those chicks around Nadler today?  How can you trust a man who doesn’t have the decency to surround himself with hot babes like me?”…Sojourners chime in, “Judas was right and Messiah was wrong.  We could have used that money to feed the poor.”…45 tweets, “I told you they don’t really give a rat’s behind about the poor.  Have you seen the price of gas in Pennsylvania?  Well, I guess the poor don’t have anywhere to go anyway.  Senator Hayakawa was right, bless his humble heart.”…Elizabeth Warren stumping in Capron, Illinois, “Yes, we will fight for the right of undocumented workers, felons, 16 year olds, and the unborn to vote!  Wait a second!  Who put unborn in there?  They aren’t human!  We learned that in Munich back in the…”…The first native American to run for the White House with a promise to change its name après taking office to counter white privilege concluded by yelling with fists flying high to thunderous applause, “Save the whales!  Abort the babies!”…Merkel claims the ghost of Bonhoeffer whispered into her ear with reassurance, “Angela, baby, you can stop turning over Europe to the Muslims in guilt for Adolf.  America has left us in the dust since 1973.”…Albany and Richmond thankful that Nuremberg in rearview mirror…. Haters at Chick-fil-A banned in San Antonio to make more room for truly loving life advocates like Planned Parenthood and Justice Democrats…Pompeo heralds 45 as Esther and Maxine notes, “There is no mention of God in there!  Impeach 45!”…Doe-eyed passive-aggressive Barbara-Walters-wannebe Savannah Guthrie with tilted head and tones suggesting something really funky asks Sarah Sanders, “Don’t you think 45 should apologize to Messiah and media and America for making us try to crucify him?”…Sanders: “WTF?”…Raising suspicions that she lost her bottle of St. John’s Wort as well as birth certificate, Elizabeth Warren wants to exorcise Electoral College because it’s too difficult to explain to AOC…Time magazine has AOC on the cover of its April 1, 2019 edition…Not fooling!

Ignored previous editions aka indigestions/inspirations available via www.koppdisclosure.com

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Blessings and Love!

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Wake up! Look up! Stand up! Speak up! Act up for Jesus!

Shatter the sound of silence!

Salt! Shine! Leavenate!

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