Saturday, March 30, 2019

Faking Breaking News 6

Kopp Disclosure
(John 3:19-21)


Hot Off the Wire from KD HQ

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Everything’s true between the lines.


“Infusing levity into the insanity perpetuated
by the navel-gazing left, right, and
religious nutballs in America.”


KD FBN 6…AOC rebuffs Ben Shapiro’s challenges for MTV debate citing his IQ privilege…Rahm to 44 and Madigan as Jussie walks, “People are going to think everyone’s corrupt in Chicago unlike us.”…45 asks, “Did you see the cleavage on Jussie’s lawyer?  Hey now!”…Kim Foxx does not own Fox News while basement-of-the-ratings CNN says 45 does…Lawyers inch past carjackers in latest ABC favorability poll…Facebook promises fresh globalist approach as it bans anyone who is white and waves USA flag…Proving retarded about popular sentiment despite her white privilege, DeVos backs off picking on Special Olympics quicker than poop through a goose…Disgraced Iowa Congressman Steve King on the prospect of another civil war, “One side has about 8 trillion bullets, while the other side doesn’t know which bathroom to use.”…In a related story, 44 just honored in Dallas as the most persuasive advertiser for the NRA in history…The ghost of Herbert Hoover in a related jab at 44, “Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.”…Staying with the young, Shapiro snips, “What’s the difference between God, AOC, and Beto?  God doesn’t think He’s AOC or Beto.  BTW, have you ever seen anyone as arrogantly stupid as AOC or Beto?”…Cast of The View offended by Ben forgetting about them…Kelly says 45 has been licking his chops even more than the last time he entered the dressing room of the Miss America Pageant when 2020 comes to mind, “Have you seen that list of lunatics that think they can dethrone my husband’s BFF?  Pothead.  42 groupie.  Pocahontas.  Spartacus.  Aunt Jemima.  Capitalist Colonel Sanders kinda bastard child.  Reeeaaallly?”…In a related story, the great white dope of the DNC has started his own version of his former boss’ apology tour to bring America back together by tearing the scab off the old Hill-Thomas sideshow; prompting Judge Pirro to pontificate while prepping for her return to Fox’s version of SNL, “Crazy Joe?  I don’t think so!  He’s male, pale, and stale!”…Reprising Carrey and Daniels in Dumb and Dumber, Warren and AOC meet so dumb can vet dumber…Or is it the other way around?…Just as the Super Bowl goes through the Patriots, NBA title through Golden State, and World Series through the Bronx, the current herd of jackasses have to go through a typical millennial who knows how to change a cellular battery pero can’t name the branches of government…

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Shawn said...

sad, but very true... the games and bread [of Rome] are all most seem to be
able to deal with...

Have you read this?
I was going to forward it, but yahoo has a nasty habit of fwds not working

Thoughts on Mr Casey's point of view?

Ray said...

I enjoy reading your KD FBN, Bob. Appears that you're having some fun composing it.

Thanks for the enlightenment.

Unknown said...

This is great reading...really enjoy...keep them coming. Hilarious