Faking Breaking News 7

Kopp Disclosure

(John 3:19-21)

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Hot Off the Wired from KD HQ

Back Porch

Belvidere, Illinois

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Everything’s true between the lines.

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“Infusing levity into the insanity perpetuated

by the navel-gazing left, right, and

religious nutballs in America.”

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KD FBN 7…Lucy Flores, perpetually unsuccessful Nevada polishitian, resurrects her raison d’etre at the expense of the DNC’s great white dope claiming he grabbed her shoulders from behind, tried to grind, sniffed her hair with Pacino for the scent of a woman, and licked her neck or something: “It wasn’t violent or sexual.  It was demeaning and disrespectful.”…44 rationalizes, “That’s just Joe being Joe.  You can’t believe how I had to pull him off former interns for 42.”…45 who always has something to say about everything beneath him, “Horsefeathers!  The lefties want to exorcise the only moderate in the cast of lunatics trying to dethrone me.  Excellent!  Democrats have a bigger thanatos libido than mainline denominations.”…The Reeevvvveraaand Jesse Jackson defends Jussie, “I’m still trying to find some way to elevate myself to the level of Martin.  Of course, this will probably mean Rahm won’t get my tickets fixed anymore.”…Joe asks Jesse to defend him but remembers what came out of the race entrepreneur’s closet when he counseled 42 about sexually abusing women that used to be called, as Sandusky still says, horseplay…Where’s Waldo?  Uh, I mean, where’s the Pope?…Not a peep from papa as RCs in New York and Virginia snip the spines of newborns…Of course, if he can remain silent for so long about you know what…DNC wants full Mueller Report…GOP says O.K. if it can have 44’s real birth certificate…Fox reports 45 cutting aid to “three Mexican countries” provoking AOC, “I told you Fox and 45 are mean-spirited.  They can’t even be fair to all of our states!”…Meanwhile, living in the Vatican surrounded by walls to keep out Protestants, Pope rails against USA for wall-mongering during bending-forward trip to Morocco to extol Islam’s moderate side prompting Franklin Graham to quip, “That boy must be on acid.”…Speaking of boys, Pope asked, “I thought Jesus said the only unforgivable sin was blasphemy against the Spirit.  How do you reconcile that with your latest damnation of priests caught doing you know what?”…Pope answers, “That’s one of the reasons why I went to Morocco.  We have a lot to learn from Islam about mercy, grace, forgiveness, redemption, and love.”…Hearing of Pope’s latest revelation, Graham rolls his eyes then pukes…

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Blessings and Love!

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Wake up! Look up! Stand up! Speak up! Act up for Jesus!

Shatter the sound of silence!

Salt! Shine! Leavenate!

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