Faking Breaking News 8

Kopp Disclosure

(John 3:19-21)

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Hot Off the Wired from KD HQ

Back Porch

Belvidere, Illinois

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Everything’s true between the lines.

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“Infusing levity into the insanity perpetuated

by the navel-gazing left, right, and

religious nutballs in America.”

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KD FBN 8…Nixon’s political legacy reincarnated as the dirty tricksters of the DNC’s lunatic left ruins the last hurrah of their great white dope with charges of being too handsy, grindy, sniffy, and 42ish…Feeling another tingle in his loins that Hannity suspects to be a trinkle, CNN’s Chris Matthews gushes, “Now we can provide an alternative to someone who really works hard, loves America, doesn’t need to steal campaign cash like AOC’s unifriend – Shame on him for tainting our assssssspirational darling! – and can better reflect every generation since those Korean and WWII geezers who thought making America into the world’s most prosperous and free country in the world wasn’t garbage.  You know, now we can elect someone like most baby boomers and down like a pothead, 42 wannabe consort, Pocahontas, Spartacus, Aunt Jemima, dishonorably discharged Colonel Sanders, or that mindless drone from Texas where there are more toothy deadheads than your local Starbucks”…Shapiro who talks faster than a Malvolio in Chicago requiring radio stations to record him and replay his shows at 16 rpm for Wolf and people living in Biloxi notes, “I think Chris is like Eugene Robinson with creepy ambivalences for 45 that would make Joe blush.”…No thanks to the Pope who’s late to the scenes of the crimes, lotta clergymen-more-than-women-who-never-whatever are giving up the holy kiss of Romans 16:16 and 1 Corinthians 16:20 for Starz…Whoppi asks Joy on The View, “Do you really think revelations about the former VP and probable P candidate for 2020 and his main accuser from back in 2014 being a Bernie/Beto babe are just coincidental?”…Joy: “Yes!”…Meghan gasps, “If you do, you probably think Congressmuslim Omar loves Jews and only spews anti-semitic hate when Rush makes fun of her babushka.”…According to Esquire, Samuel L. Jackson is the highest grossing actor of all time ($13 billion)…Jussie says he’d have a lot more if he didn’t live in MAGA country…Time reported to have already put Jussie on the list for next year’s, uh, hmm, sigh, geez, Not Sure of the Year…Gore Vidal invoked by 45 on trip to border between North and South Dakota, “The four most beautiful words in our common language are ‘I told you so!’”…AOC cries with Rachel while being interviewed on MSNBC while publicly allying herself with Beto on “tearing down that wall on the border between North and South Dakota.”…

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Blessings and Love!

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Wake up! Look up! Stand up! Speak up! Act up for Jesus!

Shatter the sound of silence!

Salt! Shine! Leavenate!

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